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231835 2004-04-24 12:56:00 Complete message I picked up on FidoNet today.

Food for thought?

Well it has to do with food anyway.

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Msg : 1530 [1-1530]
From : Miles Maxted 23-Apr-04 05:09:00 3:772/1
To : All
Subj : Chips with the Meatlover
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G,morning all,

Let me share this thought from kiwioenz@yahoo.com.au who wrote...

"In these days of rampant credit card fraud, you may also not be
suprised there's the temptation out there for your local pizza
driver to rip you off! (not saying they would)

Pizza Hit plainly print at the bottom of their DELIVERY receipts
the following information about your credit card payment for all
to see:

* Credit Card Type
* FULL Credit Card Number
* Expiry Date
* Credit Card Name

Make the most of Pizza Hutt, mug your pizza boy - not for his cash
(you're cleverly reminded on the same receipt that PLEASE NOTE OUR
DRIVERS DO NOT CARRY MORE THAN $20), but for his receipts.

If you're lucky you'll come away with a wad of valid credit card
details and get free pizzas for life!!!"

However, seems to me that he's missed the real point; consider
this conversation....

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your
national ID number?"

Customer: "Hi, I'd like to place an order."

Operator: "May I have your NIDN first, sir?"

Customer: "My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, eh, it's
6102049998-45-54610."

Operator: "Thank you, Mr. Sheehan. I see you live at 1742
Meadowland Drive, and the phone number's 494-2366. Your office
number over at Lincoln Insurance is 745-2302, and your cell
number's 266-2566. Which number are you calling from, sir?"

Customer: "Huh? I'm at home. Where d'ya get all this information?"

Operator: "We're wired into the system, sir."

Customer: (Sighs) "Oh, well, I'd like to order a couple of your
All-Meat Special pizzas."

Operator: "I don't think that's a good idea, sir."

Customer: "Whaddya mean?"

Operator: "Sir, your medical records indicate that you've got very
high blood pressure and extremely high cholesterol. Your National
Health Care provider won't allow such an unhealthy choice."

Customer: "Damn. What do you recommend, then?"

Operator: "You might try our low-fat Soybean Pizza. I'm sure
you'll like it."

Customer: "What makes you think I'd like something like that?"

Operator: "Well, you checked out 'Gourmet Soybean Recipes' from
your local library last week, sir. That's why I made the
suggestion."

Customer: "All right, all right . Give me two family-sized ones, then."

Operator: "That should be plenty for you, your wife and your four
kids, sir. Your total is $49.99."

Customer: "Lemme give you my credit card number."

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you'll have to pay in
cash. Your credit card balance is over its limit."

Customer: "I'll run over to the ATM and get some cash before your
driver gets here."

Operator: "That won't work either, sir. Your checking account's overdrawn."

Customer: "Never mind. Just send the pizzas. I'll have the cash
ready. How long will it take?"

Operator: "We're running a little behind, sir. It'll be about 45
minutes, sir. If you're in a hurry you might want to pick 'em up
while you're out getting the cash, but carrying pizzas on a
motorcycle can be a little awkward."

Customer: "How the hell do you know I'm riding a bike?"

Operator: "It says here you're in arrears on your car payments, so
your car got repo'ed. But your Harley's paid up.

Customer: "@#%/$@&?#!&?#!"

Operator: "I'd advise watching your language, sir. You've already
got a July 2006 conviction for cussing out a cop."

Customer: (Speechless)

Operator: "Will there be anything else, sir?"

Customer: "Yes, I have a coupon for a free 2 liter of Coke".

Operator: "I'm sorry sir, but our ad's exclusionary clause
prevents us from offering free soda to diabetics."

..............

If you've rung Pizza Hut for the second time ever in NZ, you'll
know exactly what the conversation above is based upon...

:-))

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Now while this is obviously fictitious it may be the sort of conversation we could be having sometime down the track.

DNA extracted at birth.... National ID card..... Video cameras installed in all homes as well as on the street, shops, banks and the like..

New Fart tax as in we heard you fart in your home and the tax on that one will be $X

Comments anyone?
Elephant (599)
231836 2004-04-25 21:11:00 I've deleted the rest of this thread due to the somewhat racist comments contained there-in. Please do not repeat it. Biggles (121)
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