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Thread ID: 44689	2004-04-27 07:24:00	Off Topic: humour	aNtzy (4070)	Press F1

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232435	2004-04-27 07:24:00	#1 -- Tech Support: "Do you have any windows open right now?" Customer: "Are you crazy woman, it's twenty below outside..." --------------------------------------------------------------------- #2 -- A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- <snip> #3 -- A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?" The guy replies: "I did ... today I'm taking them to the beach!" --------------------------------------------------------------------- <snip> #5 -- Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Reference: www.jokes4all.net	aNtzy (4070)
232436	2004-04-27 08:04:00	lol, www.jokes.com has some great ones too.	PoWa (203)
232437	2004-04-27 13:19:00	> lol, www.jokes.com has some great ones too. I checked the site out ... I really liked this one ...lol ---------------- Knock, knock Who’s there? FBI! … … Hello? FBI! Let us in! … … nobody here … Oh. Let’s go boys! (Phew!) --------------- lol ... I'm still laughing :^O	aNtzy (4070)
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