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Thread ID: 44785	2004-04-30 04:24:00	New spam trend?	Fire-and-Ice (3910)	Press F1

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233073	2004-04-30 04:24:00	If your spam gets the swift one finger salute you may not have noticed what appears to be the latest trend: slipping a few jokes into the message. The funny thing is ('scuse the pun) that there is no other significant text within the message. :D Here's one example just recieved: At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Tommy, a child in¡¡the kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and asked, "Tommy, what's the matter?"Little Tommy responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm gonna have a wife." Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c". Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke, rubbed out the "l". Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer, and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a stroke or a heart attack.¡± Friend: So, why don't you quit?Employee: The company has a great health plan. A woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She told the director that she wanted her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asked, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?""No," she insisted as she handed him a check to buy a dark blue suit. "It must be blue."When she came back for the wake, she saw her husband in the coffin, and he was wearing a beautiful blue suit. She told the director how much she loved the suit and asked how much it cost. He said, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened. As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her, so I switched the heads." :D	Fire-and-Ice (3910)
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