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Thread ID: 132167 2013-05-09 01:17:00 Brit Football Funnies Fishb8 (484) PC World Chat
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1340371 2013-05-09 01:17:00 "Thatcher dead, Fergie retired, somewhere out there there's a Scouser with a lamp and one wish left."

For those who do not listen to the 'Today' programme on Radio 4, this is English humour at its best -

Right at the end of the programme recently, there was a discussion about the obscene cost of entry into Premiership football games - the cheapest £60 and £100 per game is common.
An older chap being interviewed said he could recall many years ago arriving at the turnstile (it was probably West Ham United or Queen's Park Rangers) to be told "That will be 10 Quid Mate".
"What!" the old chap said "I could get a woman for that!"
The guy on the turnstile, quite unfazed by the protest, said "Not for 45 minutes each way you wouldn't - And a brass band in the Interval!"

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As the pips sounded on the hour the programme presenter John Humphries could be heard in the background in stitches.
Fishb8 (484)
1340372 2013-05-09 06:12:00 Well said Sir ! ruup (1827)
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