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Thread ID: 132692 2013-05-20 06:10:00 Welcome iNoob, we are honoured to meet you iNoob (17086) PC World Chat
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1342243 2013-05-22 01:59:00 All I got was a telling off :( :( Zippity (58)
1342244 2013-05-22 03:40:00 All I got was a telling off :( :(

I could give you a banning if you're feeling bored? :D
Chilling_Silence (9)
1342245 2013-05-22 03:51:00 What . . . The . . . F*** . . . have you been smoking doode! (See what I did there) .

You're opening line was no one wished you a warm welcome! Where there is a thread for Noobs like you *welcoming* you to the site - was my point! So you did *stupidly* miss that! What more do you want - a hug and a cup of tea!? By the sounds of it herbs are your first choice .

And the agression towards some of the answers you've been given is uncalled for sarcastic or not - if you want help genuinly be thankful for the advice given, ask specific questions and give us the info we need to help you with said questions!

The way you've acted in this thread alone - you wont get a job doing *anything* IT related let alone a job in general because if you can't respect people and communicate without being a p*ick then no employer will want you!

Shape up or ship out!

*Yawns* Hi guys welcome back . Thanks for the 2 day ban by the way but I was busy crying in my room acting to be upset . Ok here we go . . .

I did suggest a thread made specifically for new members to "Say Hello" but you're retarded and don't understand that so I'll leave that (and I did read the current thread, it sucks and isn't as inviting as a thread that allows us to say hello and you to reply in the similar manner most of you have so far) .

Sorry I get aggressive when people act retarded (examples include not reading my posts and asking questions I've specified not to ask which is ironic I agree) it's juts one of my qualities that keeps them at bay .

Ask specific questions? Do you not see them numbered? If they're difficult for you to understand then say so but don't give me advice irrelevant to my questions or ask questions I've specified not to ask because I know that the answer isn't relevant unless you make a well thought out point as to it being so . I feel as if you're intentionally acting dense, and I mean dense as in thick and thick as in having a thick skull and so thick that there is no brain in there so it's just bone . Concise and exaggerated; catchy .

You're really going to go down the same road Wainui started this movie off with . . . I think you should apply for the IHC I hear they take people in and look after them so they can focus on the complicated matters in life such as breathing in then out (not necessarily in that order) and using utensils to eat food with . I think you will fit right in .


Jeez and I thought I was the least intelligent, most illiterate member of this forum .
Welcome iNoob you have made my day .
Wish I could stay and play more, this has been a fun thread to follow . Lunch time is over, back to work .

No I'm the only one who thinks they're the least intelligent, knowledgeable and wisest member on this forum . You ARE the least intelligent and and literate member on this forum . Fact vs opinion ;) you're welcome .


Hate to be the party pooper guys but we'll give this guy 24 hours to think about how this is all panning out .

Congregate back here at 10AM tomorrow . See you then ;)

Actually it 48 hours I was banned for (what the message said anyway), you lying tricky little devils . Well played ;)


I honestly haven't stopped laughing at this bucket of piss since he/she started posting .

Trolling or not, it's made my day but wasted a few people's time no doubt

It's good you're laughing too but I don't see how I'm trolling? Making fun of the intellectually disabled is no trolling matter, it's serious .


Indeed - but I'll definitely be back at 10 tomorrow for the update ;)

Sorry to disappoint .


My turn . . .
how to win friends and influence people

Well this will be interesting, be sure to link me friend .
iNoob (17086)
1342246 2013-05-22 03:55:00 Hi noob remember me from MB2 and EOTI? prefect (6291)
1342247 2013-05-22 03:57:00 OK reading through the thread, I was right . He's a troll, spammer .

Explain your reasoning please?


One needed very few little grey cells to realize that .

Just look at those that were very easily taken in, that says it all .

Such as yourself? Hmm hypocrite, stupid or both . I'll leave that one up to you .


I approve of this thread . Needs to a sticky, every visitor to the site needs to read this .

I concur . The new members need to see how simple questions, good motives and retarded (thought to be helpful) responses gain the attention of many .


Wow . . . . . . . . . . . your names not the Joker is it . . . . . . . :p

No my name is iNoob . . . That was easy?


Corrected :)

Cool I still want a link my nauseated friend .
iNoob (17086)
1342248 2013-05-22 04:03:00 Jeez, I'm surprised anyone at all took this single-celled amoeba in the slightest bit seriously . Right from its first post you can tell its intellectual age is barely in the teens .

I was unaware a single amoeba was able to comprehend the basics of the English language, navigate the internet and type up a post in a thread, and here I thought I had it bad (relatively; if I cared it would hurt my feelings) being called stupid when you're telling everyone that you are stupid . Although I am curious how someone like you can judge my intellect (with your previous statement; but I'll forget it for now for your sake) just from my first post?


So who's getting up early to be here ready with popcorn? ;)

Me!


6 . 15am . I got here early to get the best seats .

Ken

Move over please, I get the middle row .


Popcorn! Ice creams!

They will be mine if I run out of snacks .


I bought a flake and some maltesers but I can't make 10 o'clock, so I'm relying on you guys to tell me what happens

Well that will cost you a few maltesers .
iNoob (17086)
1342249 2013-05-22 04:08:00 5002 popcorn, drink, comfy chair - and sharing - here you go .

Like Gary, I'll be out working, got some security to setup on a network .

Well have fun there in the nosebleeds . Nice, you better read the installation instructions of the firewall you install because it can be difficult sometimes .


I think it's Aaron Gilmore . ;)

I'd go more for Happy Gilmore?


I have 5 kitchens to quote, designs are done now the hardest part

Nice Gary I hope you show us some photos of your finished result .


This should be good . . . . . or it could be a total let down :p
Just about covered all my bases there ;)

Sorry once again .


they probably wont come back . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Yeah probably not . . . . Hold on I hear something . . . No, sorry it was just me .
iNoob (17086)
1342250 2013-05-22 04:13:00 Yep thats you Noobs your trademark triple rant post. prefect (6291)
1342251 2013-05-22 04:19:00 +1.
:)

I like this member. Straight to the point.


Is that really a photo of you WT

Ken:p

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:lol:

yep :p

Cool, I'll have a look next time I look at your comment.


iThink you are probably right

uThink? I doubt it, come on look at the majority of the rest of them.


Am I too late? Ingress and the missus kept me from being here earlier!

Hasn't wrecked himself on the way has he?

You have a misses? Well as long as she looks like Jessica Alba I have nothing but respect for you.
iNoob (17086)
1342252 2013-05-22 04:21:00 Feeling somewhat disappointed to be honest.

Life can sometimes be like that when you're surrounded by idiots. Wow I just realised, in this thread... I'M DISAPPOINTED.


5003

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Has iNoob really done more for the good of this forum in just a few hours than most of us could manage in several years? Absence really does make the heart grow fonder, long may it continue.
It could be disputed that we were honoured to meet this poster child of 2008, but it is good odds we are overwhelmingly optimistic with its apparent departure :clap

Of course I have ;) not only have I pointed out one person in the community who doesn't read posts; I also made the rest join him. Departure? I hope none of the idiots are leaving?


All I got was a telling off :( :(

Naw you'll be OK, there are these blow up dolls you can get. I'll just leave it there.


I could give you a banning if you're feeling bored? :D

That could be interesting. I think it's fitting seeing as I was banned for being rude in response to others being rude.
iNoob (17086)
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