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Thread ID: 45696	2004-05-31 05:44:00	OT- What to say when really stressed.	Megaman (344)	Press F1

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240595	2004-05-31 05:44:00	47 things to say when you’re really stressed out… 1. Ahhh… I see the f***-up fairy has visited us again. 2. I don’t know what you’re problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce. 3. How about never. Is never a good time for you? 4. I see you’ve set aside a time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. 6. I’ll try being nicer if you try being smarter. 7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message… 8. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand what you’re saying… 9. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of $h!t. 10. I don’t work here, I’m a consultant. 11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherit mistrust if strangers. 13. You have plenty of talent and vision. It’s just I don’t give a damn. 14. I’m already visualizing duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 16. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view… 17. The fact no-one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist. 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks? 20. I’m not rude, you’re insignificant. 21. It’s a thankless job, but I have a lot of karma to burn off. 22. Yes, I’m an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 23. No, my powers can only be used for good. 24. You sound reasonable… time to up the medication. 25. Who me? I just wander from room to room. 26. And your whiny-arse opinion would be? 27. Do I look like a people person? 28. This isn’t an office, this is hell with fluorescent lighting. 29. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 30. You! Off my planet! 31. Does your train of thought have a caboose? 32. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 33. A PBS mind in an MTV world. 34. Allow me to introduce my selves. 35. Whatever look you were going for, you missed. 36. Well this day was a total waste of make-up. 37. Not all people are annoying, some are dead. 38. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality. 39. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 40. Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize you weren’t asleep. 41. Can I trade my life for what’s behind door 1? 42. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 43. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 44. Chaos, panic, disorder… my work here is done. 45. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 46. I thought I wanted a career – turns out I just wanted the paychecks. 47. If I throw a stick, will you leave? From "More of the world's best emails"	Megaman (344)
240596	2004-05-31 07:01:00	Thanks Megaman, its been a long day and Ive been stressed out so this has made my day :-) Many thanks.... Chill.	Chilling_Silence (9)
240597	2004-05-31 08:33:00	ok not as funny but I think it was Mark Twain who said: "I was relieved to be able answer quickly; I said I don't know."	falvrez (390)
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