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| Thread ID: 46009 | 2004-06-10 04:46:00 | OT-ish again, proper haiku have been found, feel free to enjoy: | Billy T (70) | Press F1 |
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| 243213 | 2004-06-10 04:46:00 | Some needed rewriting, but all now obey the 5-7-5 syllable Haiku rule: 1 . Chaos reigns within . Reflect, repent, and reboot . Order shall return . 2 . You ask far too much . Close all that you have worked on . Program aborting: 3 . Windows XP crashed . I am the Blue Screen of Death . No one hears your screams . 4 . Yesterday it worked . Today it is not working . Windows is like that . 5 . Your file was too big . It once seemed so important . But now it is gone . 6 . You must remain calm . Anger is of little worth . The network is down . 7 . Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data . Guess which has occurred? 8 . You step in the stream, but the water has moved on . The page is not here . 9 . Out of memory . We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will . 10 . Serious error . All shortcuts have disappeared . Screen, mind, both are blank . Cheers Billy 8-{) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 243214 | 2004-06-10 08:27:00 | Nicely cleaned up Billy. Now we ca n all make some up.. Here is mine : Error 404.Where has the vital page gone. I am desolate. Cheers Tony |
TonyF (246) | ||
| 243215 | 2004-06-10 09:44:00 | > Error 404 > Where has the vital page gone. > I am desolate. I like that one :D |
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| 243216 | 2004-06-10 09:53:00 | In the past, this Haiku would have been popular: Press F1 wont load Cannot fix it on my own Depression sets in |
Jester (13) | ||
| 243217 | 2004-06-11 05:02:00 | Backups neglected You sit in silence, alone The hard drive has failed |
Billy T (70) | ||
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