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Thread ID: 133216 2013-05-29 07:25:00 I would have sued you all years ago ... Steve Ballmer (12508) PC World Chat
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1343988 2013-05-29 21:51:00 Feel free to bring this over to PCForums (http://pressf1.net.nz) as it is very entertaining :D Dannz (1668)
1343989 2013-05-29 21:56:00 Feel free to bring this over to PCForums (http://pressf1.net.nz) as it is very entertaining :D

those forums appear to be legit and awesome

already signed up :D
GameJunkie (72)
1343990 2013-05-29 21:59:00 you said cash is for fools Steve, Bill has heaps....

Last i knew cash was money right??

You know who likes a pedant? Yeah, me neither.

Besides cash and money aren't the same thing. Money is power. Cash is just something to light my cigars with.
Steve Ballmer (12508)
1343991 2013-05-29 21:59:00 I like it when you fight. It gives me and my kernel good scandinavian STRENGTH! The PC world will be mine!! Except I need to sort out that ubuntu unity thing.. At least I don't have to worry about Appl... <hidden for copyright reasons> anymore. Their shares are dropping like flies on a poisoned carcass.

When Ubuntu can do day-to-day tasks without ever having to use the terminal let me know.

:devil
pcuser42 (130)
1343992 2013-05-29 22:00:00 Steve:you are an absolute muppet who should not be at microsoft. did you play some role in the demise of the chat forum?? i think you did baldy GameJunkie (72)
1343993 2013-05-29 22:17:00 Steve:you are an absolute muppet who should not be at microsoft. did you play some role in the demise of the chat forum?? i think you did baldy

You know why I don't miss my hair?

1] Chicks dig bald guys. Patrick Stewart did that for us. Only decent thing to come out of Star Trek.
2] Each hair I lost represents about $500,000 earned. Yeah, like I miss that hair.
3] Being bald makes me stand out on the dance floor. I'm like a shiny, shimmering John Travolta out there. There's a disco ball on the ceiling and one on my shoulders. It's an awesome sight.

And what's with this 'muppet' stuff? You implying someone's got their hand up my backside? Cause that's just weird son.
Steve Ballmer (12508)
1343994 2013-05-29 22:39:00 @Bill Gates-

Oh God noooo. not more trees. We have more trees than snow. I like your ideas about the economy though. Just one thing, can you make Ballmers half Russia?

@Steve Ballhead

Theres nothing wrong with my prowess, buddy. I bet I do the cha-cha better than you. Just ask the girls. They like a bit of open sauce. By the way, what do you use to polish your head? My wooden desktop is looking a little dull and could do with some shine. As for cash, what is that? Apparently its quite flammable according to you.
Linus Torvalds (17093)
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