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| Thread ID: 133216 | 2013-05-29 07:25:00 | I would have sued you all years ago ... | Steve Ballmer (12508) | PC World Chat |
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| 1343968 | 2013-05-29 07:50:00 | You gave me Windows 8 for free via MSDNAA :p I never give anybody anything for free. I just make them think I did. You're all on bits of string and I'm hauling you in to the big ole cash register in Redmond. I dance a jig on the broken dreams of open source beatniks and lame ass pirates. Hear that Gates? I'm dancing fool, dancing. |
Steve Ballmer (12508) | ||
| 1343969 | 2013-05-29 08:03:00 | Well I certainly heard the rumor on campus that it was you that named that thing the XBox One - One Box To Rule Them All. Greed man, where will it end? | Bill Gates (12507) | ||
| 1343970 | 2013-05-29 08:04:00 | I never give anybody anything for free. I just make them think I did. You're all on bits of string and I'm hauling you in to the big ole cash register in Redmond. I dance a jig on the broken dreams of open source beatniks and lame ass pirates. Hear that Gates? I'm dancing fool, dancing. Well I didn't fork out any cash for it. ;) |
pcuser42 (130) | ||
| 1343971 | 2013-05-29 08:08:00 | Well I certainly heard the rumor on campus that it was you that named that thing the XBox One - One Box To Rule Them All. Greed man, where will it end? Tell you what. Instead of giving all your money to tribes in the Amazon or some such stupidity why don't you just give it all to me. We'll see what you think of greed when a MacD's Happy Meal is your idea of fine dining. Oh, and just heard that Bruce Willis is going to play me in the new movie. Suck on that. You'll probably be played by Chevy Chase. Loser. |
Steve Ballmer (12508) | ||
| 1343972 | 2013-05-29 08:11:00 | Well I didn't fork out any cash for it. ;) Cash is for old fools like Gates. I got your data boy. Data is like gold. I could roll in it naked all day. |
Steve Ballmer (12508) | ||
| 1343973 | 2013-05-29 08:18:00 | I could roll in it naked all day.<insert sound of crickets chirping..../> | Jen (38) | ||
| 1343974 | 2013-05-29 08:24:00 | Cash is for old fools like Gates. I got your data boy. Data is like gold. I could roll in it naked all day. Last time you did something like that it cost the company quite a bit in therapy for your personal assistant I recall. You're just lucky Facebook wasn't a thing back then. |
Bill Gates (12507) | ||
| 1343975 | 2013-05-29 08:39:00 | Cash is for old fools like Gates. I know. ;) |
pcuser42 (130) | ||
| 1343976 | 2013-05-29 09:06:00 | Last time you did something like that it cost the company quite a bit in therapy for your personal assistant I recall. You're just lucky Facebook wasn't a thing back then. And if the board had let me buy Facebook when it was just a hangout for frat boys and that downy little hipster Zuckerberg's private pick-up site we'd own the internet now. Facebook One meet Xbox One. We'd own it all. I can smell the data adding multiple freakin zeroes to my bank balance even now. But no. We do Bing. The last thing named Bing worth a damn was Bing Crosby and he died in '77. Morons. What kind of dumbass name is Facebook anyhow? Freakin hipsters. |
Steve Ballmer (12508) | ||
| 1343977 | 2013-05-29 11:04:00 | Steve, we will all always remember you like this: www.youtube.com |
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