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Thread ID: 46128 2004-06-14 09:19:00 What Constitutes an XP Crash? Winston001 (3612) Press F1
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244392 2004-06-14 11:44:00 mahubbard ali...

anyway...

with XP i refer to a crash as the bastard not going anywhere.... try to look at the network, but noooo, can't do that. It could be productive.

What theres something wrong with your computer? I can fix it. Oh no I can't, its XP. And XPs a biatch.... look... look at it sit and ponder endlessly about what it wants to do next.... hello, anyone home? *taps screen* anyone home? *kicks case* Blue screen??? Whats that? A hardware error created by a software application at memory adress x505somethingorother999?

WTF iIS THAT!!!! WHERES MY BROCOLLI!!!! *smashed screen with keyboard* Why why why!!! *picks up case, smashes it onto ground* ARGHHH!!! *jumps up and down on case violently until sparks and smoke emerge from it and electrical components and circuit board are smashed and broken lying on the ground around the dead computer*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
willie_M (5608)
244393 2004-06-14 12:14:00 Very helpful Willie :D

Must go. The kids you understand. More interruptions.

Love to all,

Mum
Winston001 (3612)
244394 2004-06-14 16:04:00 *sits in corner tapping head and mumbling sadisticly to himself* willie_M (5608)
244395 2004-06-14 22:31:00 HaHaHaHaHa willie_M. Gave me a good laugh on a cold Tuesday morn.:D mark c (247)
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