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Thread ID: 149968	2021-07-20 10:00:00	Pretty quiet on the forum. Time for a few jokes	kenj (9738)	PC World Chat

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1478782	2021-07-21 10:49:00	Now I’m going to saddle you with a bit of British humour: In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their home cooked burgers . Even places like Burger King have had to admit that there are "small amounts" of horse meat in their burgers . Tesco is a big supermarket chain in the UK . Within hours of the news that Tesco's 'all beef hamburgers' contained 30% horse meat, the following quips hit the Internet: I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse . I guess Tesco just listened! Anyone want a burger from Tesco? Yay or neigh? Not entirely sure how Tesco is going to get over this hurdle . Had some burgers from Tesco for supper last night . I still have a bit between my teeth . A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco . Her condition is listed as stable . Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn . I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer . . . "AND THEY'RE OFF!" Tesco is now forced to deny the presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse Barcodes for serving suggestions . I said to my spouse, "These Tesco burgers give me the trots . . . ” "To beef or not to beef, that is equestrian"! A cow walks into a bar . Barman says, "Why the long face?” Cow says, "Illegal ingredients are coming over here stealing our jobs!" I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres . These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit . Talk about flogging a dead horse . Since they're selling the meat wrapped in plastic, is that technically a "Trojan Horse?" Instead of choosing "rare, medium or well done, it's now Win, Place or Show" At first, I thought, "Oh great, I've been saddled with another email to forward, but something spurred me to do it . ”	Roscoe (6288)
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