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| Thread ID: 48168 | 2004-08-16 04:27:00 | OT: Monday laughs | Billy T (70) | Press F1 |
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| 262176 | 2004-08-21 06:19:00 | C'mon R2, explain further. metla hasn't given enough of a lead for us to get the true implications. Is it a familiar usage thing? You can use *** for anything that might offend. :D Cheers Billy 8-{) ]:) |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 262177 | 2004-08-21 11:56:00 | uh.....it was reported by MS themselves. Ill find the source,but it was on a major news site |
metla (154) | ||
| 262178 | 2004-08-21 11:59:00 | Cnet (news.com.com) | metla (154) | ||
| 262179 | 2004-08-21 12:04:00 | and i would be interested in why you would state that something i find humerous and no doubt others may do as well doesn't belong in a humour thread? Or is there some secret Billy T criteria for these things? You don't find it funny so it doesn't belong? Interesting . |
metla (154) | ||
| 262180 | 2004-08-21 12:19:00 | > [url=http://news.com.com/How+eight+pixels+cost+Microso > t+millions/2100-1014_3-5316664.html?tag=nefd.top]Cnet[ > url] never doubted you for a moment metla - your thoughts or apology billy? |
andrew93 (249) | ||
| 262181 | 2004-08-21 13:24:00 | > Or is there some secret Billy T criteria for these > things? Probably better not to ask. Cute how one weekly thread isn't enough though, wait till these start getting numbered *yawn* |
whiskeytangofoxtrot (438) | ||
| 262182 | 2004-08-21 21:55:00 | > BTW, the three jokes I posted are from a new twist in > spam from the *cough* male performance enhancing > brigade. > Billy 8-{) You are not the only one that gets these jokes Billy T and we are well aware of the content that comes after the jokes as you are as well. It certainly is not an innocent male performance enhancing spam email and your *cough* is not fooling anyone as to the content you are viewing. To suggest it is a Mailwasher flaw is a joke in itself. |
Jim B (153) | ||
| 262183 | 2004-08-21 23:36:00 | Bit late for the Aug 16 Monday but here's one for the end of the week on the original theme . Suspect an Oz source somehow . An Army Warrant Officer Goes To Heaven Pope John Paul dies of old age and goes to heaven at 0300hrs . He knocks on the gate, and a very sleepy-eyed Digger opens the gate and asks, “Waddya want?” ”I’m the recently deceased Pope and have done 63 years of Godly works, and thought I should check in here . ” The soldier checks his clipboard and says, “ There’s no posting orders for you here, just bring your stuff and we’ll sort this out in the morning . ” They go to an old WW11 barracks, 3rd floor open bay . All the bottom bunks are taken and all the empty lockers have no doors . The Pope stows his gear under a rack and climbs into an upper bunk . The next morning he awakens to sounds of cheering and clapping . He goes to the window and sees a fancy E-Type Jaguar parading down the clouds from the golden headquarters building . The cloud walks are lined with Saints and Angels cheering and tossing confetti . In the back seat sits an Army WARRANT OFFICER, his medals glistening on his chest, a cigar in his mouth, a stubbie of VB in one hand, and his other arm around a voluptuous blonde angel with magnificent halos . This disturbs the Pope and he runs downstairs to the receptionist and says, ”Hey what gives? You put me, the Pope, with 63 years of Godly deeds, in an open bay barracks, while this WARRANT OFFICER who must’ve committed every sin known and unknown to man is staying in a mansion on the hill and getting a hero’s welcome . How can this be?” The receptionist calmly looks up and says, “We get a Pope up here every 20 or 30 years, but we never had an Army WARRANT OFFICER before . ” |
Sprbro (369) | ||
| 262184 | 2004-08-22 00:17:00 | Here's one for Laura :p The only exception when you don’t call a blonde a blonde… A blonde female in her late twenties walks into a large London bank. She asks to speak to the loan manager. Although she was a multi-millionaire, driving a 200000 pound Ferrari, she asked the loan manager for a 5000 pound loan for the period while she was away on a trip to Hong Kong. The manager briefly explained to her that he needed some kind of security from her. “No problems!” answered the blonde as she handed over the keys to her Ferrari. “The car is parked right out there” Without hesitations, the loan was instantly approved and the loan manager excitedly drove the Ferrari down into the bank’s own securely guarded underground car park. When the blonde returned, she returned the loan, as well as interest of just over 15 pounds. However, as the loan manager handed back over the keys, he curiously questioned, “Madam, according to our records, you are a multi-millionaire owning that X-building and Y-Building and Z-building… in downtown London. Why did you have the need to borrow 5000 pounds from us?” The blonde simply replied “Where else in central London can you find a car park for $15 pound?” |
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| 262185 | 2004-08-22 03:24:00 | > You are not the only one that gets these jokes Billy > T and we are well aware of the content that comes > after the jokes as you are as well . It certainly is > not an innocent male performance enhancing spam email > and your *cough* is not fooling anyone as to the > content you are viewing . What's under your saddle Jim? You post heaps of good advice, but sometimes come across like a real sourpuss and go out of your way to niggle . You have regularly turned up backing several of the late and unlamented ratbags who have infested this forum in recent times, and appear to have a thing about some of my posts . FYI: I download a large amount of email every day on several accounts . Mailwasher is set to show the first 60 lines of each message because one of my overseas business-related forums puts a lengthy header on each email so I need to see more of the content before I decide whether I need to download . I receive on average 25-30 pharmaceutical related emails every day and they are usually blacklisted automatically . The ones with the jokes at the top were not automatically blacklisted until I had trained MW to recognise them, so it is entirely reasonable to assume that MW is/was being fooled by the heavy frontloading of normal text content . I'm a good humoured person Jim, I like jokes, I like whimsy, and I have a strong sense of the ridiculous . I save jokes that amuse me whenever they appear on screen and they can be copied and pasted from MW without needing to download at all and I find your mistaken assumptions about what I was viewing offensive . So, do not judge me by your own viewing standards, I have neither the time nor the inclination for that material . Since you are so familiar with it, I'll leave it all for you . Cheers Billy 8-{) |
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