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Thread ID: 48437 2004-08-23 01:09:00 OT: Monday Laughs. Humour-only zone please! Billy T (70) Press F1
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264476 2004-08-31 11:31:00 The Russian joke about light bulbs earlier reminds me of a joke a Russian friend told me . He swears it is true, or at least most Russians at the time believed it was true .

Breshnev summoned his chief scientist and said he was concerned that the Americans had put a man on the moon first and that the Politburo had come up with a scheme that would put those pesky Yanks in their place . They'd decided that Russia would be the first nation to put a man on the sun .

"Great idea, leader", said the chief scientist, "but I can forsee a problem" .

"What's that?"

"Well, it gets a little hot on the sun" .

"Do you think we're stupid? And that we haven't thought of that? We've decided that you will make landing at night" .
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