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| Thread ID: 48437 | 2004-08-23 01:09:00 | OT: Monday Laughs. Humour-only zone please! | Billy T (70) | Press F1 |
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| 264456 | 2004-08-23 06:58:00 | check this out. sal.neoburn.net funny as hell |
miknz (3731) | ||
| 264457 | 2004-08-23 08:11:00 | heh, light bulb one is very good. | mejobloggs (264) | ||
| 264458 | 2004-08-23 08:15:00 | Our cats have > generally gone straight to No 9 :D So have our two, usually. Crept in the back door as stray kittens when we weren't looking. One lives on the monitor ... Cheers T |
TonyF (246) | ||
| 264459 | 2004-08-23 09:21:00 | > . . . . > stray kittens when we weren't looking . One lives on > the monitor . . . > Cheers T A friend's cat did this -it got a tumour - the vet said it was not the rarest thing in the world . I guess right above the neck of the tube is not the most radiation - free spot in the house . Now - how do you stop it ? R2 > > A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other > > way, and the memory of this lesson will stay through all his days . > > Mark Twain |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 264460 | 2004-08-23 09:40:00 | > > > A friend's cat did this -it got a tumour - the vet > said it was not the rarest thing in the world. I > guess right above the neck of the tube is not the > most radiation - free spot in the house. > Now - how do you stop it ? > R2 How did they diagnose it? Was it a cat scan or did they do a lab test? |
Exwesty (5639) | ||
| 264461 | 2004-08-23 10:34:00 | Top 20 Sayings we'd like to see on those office inspirational posters: 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all people who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation. 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security. 4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity 6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat. 7. Plagiarism saves time. 8. If at first you don't succeed, try management. 9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 10. TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself. 11. The beatings will continue until morale improves. 12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups. 13. We waste time, so you don't have to. 14. Hang in there, retirement is only fifty years away! 15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. 16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all. 17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break. 18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY. 19. Succeed in spite of management. 20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment." |
tutaenui (1724) | ||
| 264462 | 2004-08-23 13:34:00 | A retired gent of 67 years old loves to fish . He was sitting in his boat the other day, when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up!! . " He looked around for several minutes, but he couldn't see anyone The voice pleaded again, "Pick me up!" He looked in the water and there floating on the top was a frog . He said, " Are you talking to me?" The frog replied, " Hell yes I'm talking to you!! Pick me up and give me a kiss and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen, As a reward, I'll give you the most wonderful sexual pleasures you have ever seen or heard of . " He looked at the frog for several minutes then reached over and picked the frog up carefully and placed it in his breast pocket . Then the frog said, " Are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said?? I said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasure like you've never had before?!" He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "At my age I would rather have a talking frog . " |
Rob99 (151) | ||
| 264463 | 2004-08-24 05:19:00 | this is funny (www.mendhak.com) | Jacob4165 (199) | ||
| 264464 | 2004-08-24 05:43:00 | Is a local area network in Australia called the LAN down under?? | CYaBro (73) | ||
| 264465 | 2004-08-24 06:17:00 | Another version of the talking frog . . . . A man was crossing the road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess . " He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket . The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero . " The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket . The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week . " The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, returned it to his pocket . The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want . " Again the man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket . Finally the frog asked, "What is the matter ?? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want . . . why won't you kiss me ?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer, I don't have time for a girlfriend . . . but a talking frog is cool . " Bit more appropriate for this place innit? ;-) |
Fire-and-Ice (3910) | ||
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