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| 269614 | 2004-09-06 09:28:00 | News Flash Irelands worst air disaster occured early this morning when a small two seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery just outside Dublin. Irish search and rescue workers have so far recovered 1826 bodies and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night. |
nalla (1386) | ||
| 269615 | 2004-09-06 10:11:00 | > .............I told her that soon she will have to get out and get > a job and no one will want to give her a job if she > lied. > > I asked her what she wanted to do for a job (she is > only 6). > She said "I want to be a vet" > "So do you think that vets would lie to their animals > they are helping?" I said. > "no" she said. > "In that case I want to be a lawyer.......what does a > lawyer do?" > > "They lie..........you'll be a good lawyer" > > sam m Maybe you could have told her that little girls who lie grow up to become weather forecasters. :D |
exLL (515) | ||
| 269616 | 2004-09-06 12:00:00 | This has got to be the best OT topic on the forum. Laughed so hard had tears running down my cheeks. Why do people cry when they're laughing? ?:| Is it one of God's jokes, apart from blondes - that is. :p Can say that without fear of retribution because I'm a natural blonde but dyed it auburn for years. So hold back on any adverse comments. After all this is the 'laughs' spread. Marg. |
pulling hair out (4493) | ||
| 269617 | 2004-09-06 12:15:00 | Another blonde here - and of course I don't really mind blonde jokes. Fun is fun, after all, and some of them are really good. Mind you, that doesn't mean we can't retaliate - when the ammunition's available... |
Laura (43) | ||
| 269618 | 2004-09-06 12:16:00 | No worries Earnie! Actually just about everybody knows they are not really from the Olympics, that is just the reason to trot them out again. Googling just spoils the fun. Everybody likes an illusion. Cheers Billy 8-{) :D |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 269619 | 2004-09-06 12:48:00 | > (Been saving this one for the next guy who told a > blonde joke) > > What's the first thing God said after he created > Adam? > > "I can do better!" My fair haired 17 year old daughter likes blond jokes, and in her case he really did do better. Vince |
Vince (406) | ||
| 269620 | 2004-09-06 15:35:00 | Nice one, Vince Go the proud Dads... |
Laura (43) | ||
| 269621 | 2004-09-06 15:39:00 | And now all we have to do is teach these guys that blonde is spelt with an E at the end - unless you want to do it the Microsoft way? | Laura (43) | ||
| 269622 | 2004-09-06 22:03:00 | Another one for Laura and Marg: Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind,but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down,rolled the dice and yelled,"C'mon baby,mama needs some new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...."YES! YES!" "I WON,I WON" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know...I thought you were watching." MORAL...... Not all blondes are dumb,but all men are men. ;-) |
Fire-and-Ice (3910) | ||
| 269623 | 2004-09-06 22:57:00 | Hi Fire-and-Ice Always wondered why I never won at the Casino. :-( It might be worth a try in the summer months. Just have to find the money to bet with - - - after I've found the money to increase my other assets. :p Are you game Laura? Marg. |
pulling hair out (4493) | ||
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