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Thread ID: 50347 2004-10-18 03:35:00 OT: Evening Classes for Men Cptn Hotshot (3904) Press F1
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282280 2004-10-18 03:35:00 Have just received the following invitation. Mrs Hotshot is of the opinion that I should attend, if only to broaden my horizons. Why would a mere male want to do THAT!!!!

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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

Sign up early and get a discount on registration

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

1. HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS: Step by step guide with slide presentation

2. TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?: Roundtable discussion

3. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR: Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

4. DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?: Debate among a panel of experts.

5. LOSS OF VIRILITY: Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS: Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

1. EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?: Group discussion and role play

2. HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH: PowerPoint presentation

3. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST: Real life testimonial from the one man who did

4. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?: Driving simulation

5. LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER: Online class and role playing

6. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION: Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

7. REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE: Bring your calendar or PDA to class

8. GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME; Individual counsellors available
Cptn Hotshot (3904)
282281 2004-10-18 03:39:00 Cptn Hotshot

Thanks for that. Where did you say the course was being held? I think I will enrol Mr Oxie right now. I see they only take eight in a class.

Oxie
Oxie (1318)
282282 2004-10-18 03:45:00 I will get back to you on that. I think it came from her therapist. Cptn Hotshot (3904)
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