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| Thread ID: 50938 | 2004-11-06 21:26:00 | o/t: Wheres the best place to buy a Goat | Baldy (26) | Press F1 |
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| 288732 | 2004-11-06 21:26:00 | My lawnmower has thrown a spastic and my lawns are as high as an elephants eye, so I am thinking maybe what I need is a goat, or several goats (I would pick a sheep ~ but due to the steep terraine of my section it may go AWOL and do an imitation of Shrek The Sheep) So, where is the best place to buy/beg - or borrow a goat. Failing that, anyone in Dunners got a spare motormower (preferably ride on!) |
Baldy (26) | ||
| 288733 | 2004-11-06 21:36:00 | Local chapter of the Masonic Lodge? | godfather (25) | ||
| 288734 | 2004-11-06 21:36:00 | Have you tried Trademe :) There is/was a goat on SH2 between Wellington and Petone where thousands of cars pass each day. Someone stopped one day and painted it blue (poor goat). Sorry that doesn't help your long grass problem. You should get Dial-a-Hubby around for a "quote" (Dial-a-Goat :) ) |
Dolby Digital (160) | ||
| 288735 | 2004-11-06 21:40:00 | Have you tried Goagle? (But exclude politicians from your search) |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 288736 | 2004-11-06 21:41:00 | ,,~~--___---, / .~, / _,~ ) (_-(~) ~, ),,,( /' Z6 .~`' || \ | /_,/ || || ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~W`~~~~~~W`~~~~~~~~~ There you are. One goat delivered |
godfather (25) | ||
| 288737 | 2004-11-06 22:04:00 | > Wheres the best place to buy a Goat Car dealers should be able to help - they are good at getting people's goat |
R2x1 (4628) | ||
| 288738 | 2004-11-06 23:37:00 | If your anywhere near any native forest ring doc and ask where the biggest concentration is. Take fleet footed youngster and length of rope and give chase. Go for the youngsters they are easily confused and goats are pathetic mothers and leave kids far behind when they panic. Cost of said goat ----- minor heart attack while chasing The thrill of the chase ----- priceless |
the highlander (245) | ||
| 288739 | 2004-11-06 23:53:00 | Baldy ask Billy if you can borrow his services. | alphazulusixeightniner (185) | ||
| 288740 | 2004-11-07 00:00:00 | ahahahahahahhahahahahahaha I laughed so much when i saw this topic, and i still do ahhaha we had a goat that we got from some neighbours who had like mountain terrain and like no grass etc on the hill (well compared to our farm) and when it got here it ate our long green grass (kaikuhaa(sp???)) and it died. so we gave the goat to the pigs, they loved it. haha |
MrBeef (342) | ||
| 288741 | 2004-11-07 00:01:00 | Powerful Goat hunter am I, strong in the ways of goat hunting am I. But my powers may only be used for good. |
the highlander (245) | ||
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