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Thread ID: 135393 2013-10-28 09:44:00 Monday Laughs.............Aging is an experience-based activity....... Billy T (70) PC World Chat
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1358147 2013-10-28 09:44:00 .


GETTING OLDER? ME TOO .


A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office .

"Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?"

"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her .

There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied,"I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS' . "

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Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it .

This is so true .

I love to hear them say "you don't look that old . . "

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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for .

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Some people try to turn back their odometers .

Not me!

I want people to know why I look this way .

I've travelled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved .

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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra .

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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks .

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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young .

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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable .

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First you forget names, then you forget faces .
Then you forget to pull up your zipper . . . but it's worse when you forget to pull it down .

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Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide .

The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that . I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going . "

The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence . I'm looking for my wife, too . . . I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate . "

The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her . . . what does she look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs . old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom . . . wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts; what does your wife look like?'

To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours . "

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And this final one especially for me:

"Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth!"

Now, if you feel this doesn't apply to you . . . stick around awhile . . . it will!


Cheers

Billy 8-{) :) 		Billy T (70)
1358148 2013-10-28 09:59:00 A couple of hard cases one Maori and the other Pakeha go into the local baker's.
The Pakeha nicks 3 pies and puts them in his pocket, then boasts to the Maori, "did you see that?" "The staff never even saw me."
The Maori says, "Bro that's nothing mate, watch this."

So the Maori goes back into the shop and says to the manager, "gimme a pie bro and I'll show you some magic," and eats the pie in front of him, and then does it twice more.

The manager says, "so, where's the magic in that?"

The Maori says, "go and check that Pakeha's pocket." 		tutaenui (1724)
1358149 2013-10-28 19:48:00 Good one Tutaenui. Whenu (9358)
1358150 2013-10-28 20:04:00 Good one Tutaenui.

:+1: :lol::lol: 		WalOne (4202)
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