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Thread ID: 51219	2004-11-14 21:03:00	Monday Laughs	Billy T (70)	Press F1

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292053	2004-11-14 21:03:00	WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the wife asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the husband replied, "in-laws." WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day, "30,000 to a man's 15,000". The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men." The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?" Of course this joke cannot finish there, because it simply isn't true! Did you ever meet a woman who would let her husband have the last word? CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful, both at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!" BEAST Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby was losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will bring out the beast in me." "So what?" his wife shot back. "Who is afraid of a mouse?" Cheers Billy 8-{) :D	Billy T (70)
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