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Thread ID: 51467	2004-11-21 20:48:00	Monday Larfs	Susan B (19)	Press F1

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294801	2004-11-23 10:50:00	LOL bash.org	Jester (13)
294802	2004-11-23 14:55:00	> i was told it was somebody else off PF1, and she'll kill me if i spill the beans.... Beetle:<-- :kill: :p :D	Susan B (19)
294803	2004-11-23 14:57:00	> LOL > > bash.org Oh Jester, now how am I going to try that one out on certain PF1 people? :p :D	Susan B (19)
294804	2004-11-23 22:23:00	What on earth are you doing up at this hour mum???????????? and i didnt say a word......:p i never said it was you, but then i never said it wasnt either...LOL beetle	beetle (243)
294805	2004-11-23 22:25:00	That'd be nice to try on my IRC server :p As soon as I can get some damn bots to stay connected.... :-(	Chilling_Silence (9)
294806	2004-11-23 22:25:00	brilliant... absolutely brilliant	somebody (208)
294807	2004-11-24 02:44:00	It's Wednesday but I must try and catch up. Hows this one A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!" He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence." Continuing, he said "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating." "This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman. "What a coincidence." says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant! "What a coincidence." says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile." "That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?" "I switched cocks," he replied. "What a coincidence," she said.	Johnzz (5257)
294808	2004-11-25 20:38:00	Monday larfs come on Friday... I just received this one from a friend today, and couldn't resist posting: George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to meet you. What's happening? Condoleezza Rice: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. Bush: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. Bush: That's what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. Bush: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. Bush: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. Bush: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. Bush: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. Bush: The Chinaman! Condi: Hu is leading China! Bush: Now whaddaya asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. Bush: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. Bush: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. Bush: Will or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct. Bush: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. Bush: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. Bush: Look,Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone. Condi: Kofi? Bush: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? Bush: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN. Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: Not Yassar! The guy at the UN! Condi: Kofi? Bush: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? Bush: Who is the guy at the UN? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. Bush: Will you stay out of China? Condi: Yes, sir. Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN. Condi: Kofi. Bush: All right. With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone (Condi picks up the phone). Condi: Rice, here. Bush: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.	John H (8)
294809	2004-11-25 22:55:00	TALKING CLOCK Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong . "What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked . "It's not a gong . It's a talking clock" the drunk replied . A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend . "Yup, but only at night" replied the drunk . "How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it . "Watch" the man said . He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering pound and stepped back . The three stood looking at one another for a moment . Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "You f___ ing ******* . . . . it's ten past three in the morning!"	Scouse (83)
294810	2004-11-26 00:29:00	> What on earth are you doing up at this hour > mum???????????? Ummm... well... let's just say I was excited. :p :D > and i didnt say a word......:p i never said it was you, You don't have to, do you... :p Sits and waits for more questions about what I am doing online now :p	Susan B (19)
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