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Thread ID: 51467	2004-11-21 20:48:00	Monday Larfs	Susan B (19)	Press F1

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294771	2004-11-22 03:55:00	CliveM Well done! Oxie (Lyn)	Oxie (1318)
294772	2004-11-22 04:02:00	Marvellous joke there Exwesty, Susan you redeemed your plagiarism with that one, and beetle that's just evil! :D	alphazulusixeightniner (185)
294773	2004-11-22 04:37:00	>and beetle that's just evil! I thought I read somewhere that beetle was training to be a teacher. What the heck is she going to do to the kids????? :O	John H (8)
294774	2004-11-22 06:45:00	oh come on its my first horrible thing i have done anywhere................... :p LOL scared me silly when i saw it and made a friend and her haubby spill their drinks....LOL i promise not to do anything horrible again. luvs ya really. beetle	beetle (243)
294775	2004-11-22 07:36:00	three great all blacks, zinzan brooke, michael jones and jonah lomu are in a car and all of a sudden the car crashes into a ditch and unfortunately they all die and are whisked away into the rugby heavens... there they come before god who says to them.. "zinzan u have been a great player and for your supreme rugby efforts you will take you place at my right hand side" zinzan is pleased and takes his place.. the god turns to michael and says "michael .. for your amazing rugby skills and for being a great ambassdor for the game you will be seated next to me on my left..." so michael takes his place and then god turns to jonah and says.... " jonah, what do you think so far?" and then jonah smiles and says.... "i think you're sitting in my chair" :-)	Term_X (560)
294776	2004-11-22 08:27:00	>luvs ya really That's a relief. Just don't take up anything like social work training until you get this out of your system beetle ;-)	John H (8)
294777	2004-11-22 08:50:00	"What Not To Name Your Dog" Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy" . I call mine "Sex" . Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me . When I went to the council to renew his dog licence, I told the clerk that I would like to have a licence for Sex . He said "I'd like to have one too . " Then I said "But this is a dog . " He said he didn't care what she looked like . Then I said "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine years old . " He said that I must have been quite a kid! When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me . I told the hotel clerk clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex . He said "Every room in the place was for Sex . " I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night . " The clerk said, "Me too . " One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away . Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around . I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest . He told me I should have sold tickets of my own . "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV . " He called me a show-off . When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for the custody of the dog . I said, "Your Honour, I had Sex before I was married . " The judge said, "Me too . " Then I told him that after I was married Sex left me . He said, "Me too . " Last night Sex ran off again . I spent several hours looking around town for him . A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex . " . . . . . . My case comes up in court on Friday .	Babe Ruth (416)
294778	2004-11-22 09:41:00	A tourist, arms outstretched had budgies perched from his shoulder to his wrist. A second tourist had parrots perched from his shoulder to wrist. Together they jumped off a tall bridge. Said the first tourist "I don't think much of this parrotgliding." "No" the second agreed,"I don't think much of this budgie jumping either."	tbacon_nz (865)
294779	2004-11-22 09:48:00	You missed out the third one who jumped off holding a chicken - He was hengliding	Dally (6292)
294780	2004-11-22 09:51:00	Nice one Dally - LOL :^O	tbacon_nz (865)
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