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| Thread ID: 51623 | 2004-11-25 20:13:00 | OT- Happy Birthday ! | TonyF (246) | Press F1 |
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| 296425 | 2004-11-27 05:43:00 | This might help you deduece where you sit in the scheme of things . . . . GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional . 2) Forget the health food . I need all the preservatives I can get . 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there . 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster . 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions . 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician . 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone . THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus . 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus . 3) You are Santa Claus . 4) You look like Santa Claus . SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants . At age 12 success is . . . having friends . At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license . At age 35 success is . . . having money . At age 50 success is . . . having money . At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license . At age 75 success is . . . having friends . At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants . Happy Birthday! |
Exwesty (5639) | ||
| 296426 | 2004-11-27 05:49:00 | Thanks Exwesty - I guess I fit in there somewhere !! Tony |
TonyF (246) | ||
| 296427 | 2004-11-27 05:57:00 | Hello again Exwesty . " success is . . . not peeing in your pants . " Maybe . Someonce said that with aging, one of the first things to go is recall of names . Then it is faces . Later, you forget to pull your zip up . And later, you forget to pull it down . . . . . Cheers T |
TonyF (246) | ||
| 296428 | 2004-11-27 10:48:00 | Tony: Well, as nobody even mentioned "single malt," I do hope that was part of the whisky & chocolates you mentioned..? Just sneaking in here before the day changes to say Happy Birthday - and best wishes for the next decade |
Laura (43) | ||
| 296429 | 2004-11-27 19:43:00 | Good morning Laura. A friend brought the whisky but my daugter arrived from UK with a single malt. Yummy... T |
TonyF (246) | ||
| 296430 | 2004-11-27 22:39:00 | Congrats Tony. | Baldy (26) | ||
| 296431 | 2004-11-27 23:16:00 | Thanks Baldy. Watch out for this time next year .... Tony |
TonyF (246) | ||
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