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301326	2004-12-09 20:24:00	And cats like houses better then they like people......	metla (154)
301327	2004-12-09 20:27:00	ha ha ha,The raincoats are a nice touch cat death (www.skipmorrow.com)	metla (154)
301328	2004-12-09 20:48:00	"Rules For Cats Who Have A House To Run..." I. DOORS: Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get door opened, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once door is opened, it is not necessary to use it. After you have ordered an "outside" door opened, stand halfway in and out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather, rain, snow, or mosquito season. Swinging doors are to be avoided at all costs. II. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get to a chair quickly. If you cannot manage in time, get to an Oriental rug. If there is no Oriental rug, shag is good. When throwing up on the carpet, make sure you back up so that it is as long as the human's bare foot. III. BATHROOMS: Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything -- just sit and stare. IV. HAMPERING: If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called "helping", otherwise known as "hampering". Following are the rules for "hampering": a) When supervising cooking, sit just behind the left heel of the cook. You cannot be seen and thereby stand a better chance of being stepped on and then picked up and comforted. b) For book readers/computer users, get in close under the chin, between eyes and book/monitor/keyboard, unless you can lie across the book/monitor/keyboard itself. c) For knitting projects or paperwork, lie on the work in the most appropriate manner so as to obscure as much of the work or at least the most important part. Pretend to doze, but every so often reach out and slap the pencil or knitting needles. The worker may try to distract you; ignore it. Remember, the aim is to hamper work. Embroidery and needlepoint projects make great hammocks in spite of what the humans may tell you. d) For people paying bills (monthly activity) or working on income taxes or Holiday cards (annual activity), keep in mind the aim -- to hamper! First, sit on the paper being worked on. When dislodged, watch sadly from the side of the table. When activity proceeds nicely, roll around on the papers, scattering them to the best of your ability. After being removed for the second time, push pens, pencils, and erasers off the table, one at a time. e) When a human is holding the newspaper in front of him/her, be sure to jump on the back of the paper. They love to jump. V. WALKING: As often as possible, dart quickly and as close as possible in front of the human, especially: on stairs, when they have something in their arms, in the dark, and when they first get up in the morning. This will help their coordination skills. VI. BEDTIME: Always sleep on the human at night so s/he cannot move around.	Susan B (19)
301329	2004-12-09 21:07:00	V11. Mice: If you catch a mouse outside bring it in and let it go still alive and chase it underneath the computer table where there are all those nice cables to get tangled up in.	Dally (6292)
301330	2004-12-09 21:12:00	Speaking of cats throwing up,We have 2 of the hairy kind,Love to throw up big scummy mucas hairballs ,The one that does it most stands about ten feet away from the open backdoor,(on the carpet,not the 10 square feet of lino)...anyway,as it starts the process it sounds like a backed up toilet,body contortions,eyes nearly poping out of its head...when i hear the noise i give chase....does it run outside?.....hell no,it runs around me,in the direction i came from and does it in the lounge or bedroom. Damn cat.	metla (154)
301331	2004-12-09 21:23:00	Well my cat left a present on a rug this morning . There's hardly any carpet in our house, mostly wood, but when natured called during the night she made a beeline for on eof the only carpeted surfaces in the house . . . . . .	Biggles (121)
301332	2004-12-09 22:11:00	users.ezwv.com	godfather (25)
301333	2004-12-09 22:28:00	We have a cat and a dog . The dog (a lab) just follows you around hoping for food to be dropped . Somehow more seems to come out his back end though than goes in the front end . Go figure . The cat does all those annoying things that cats do and loves to sit on the mouse-pad or walk across the keyboard of the PC, but never when it's not being used . He keeps us entertained as he's a bit un-co . Tries to jump on things like the stereo, benches, window sills . . . and misses . The highlight was when he got a fright one day, hurtled across the lounge floor and tried to jump through the cat door but missed and splattered himself on the solid part of the door . Ah yes, 'Baldrick' was well named . Remember "Dogs have masters, Cats have staff"	oggy (1250)
301334	2004-12-09 22:42:00	Our other cat is a greedy sucker,eats its own food then immediatly helps the other cat finish hers,...anyhow,The minute it sences food being prepared it comes running,..not so long ago i put down the bowls of food and then opened the back door to see this cat (big overweight and with long hair) bounding across the 70 or so feet from our back fence to the house,gets to the back steps and mis-timing its jump carrers head first into the 3rd of our concrete steps at full tit. LMAO. Damn it was funny,	metla (154)
301335	2004-12-09 23:25:00	> just that the quoted amount thought it good enough to purchase. Like Dell, I guess!? I would have thought that total number of sales divided by number of albums released would give a more accurate number of fans. After all if you release on album and sell 100,000 you can say it is likely that 100,000 different individuale like your music. On the other hand, if you release 10 albums for a total of 100,000 sales the total number of fans will probably be closer to 10,000.	flotus (6370)
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