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Thread ID: 52144	2004-12-10 21:15:00	OT: Christmas Recipe	Billy T (70)	Press F1

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301786	2004-12-10 21:15:00	With the holidays coming up, I thought you might be interested in a great Christmas Cookie Recipe: Christmas Cookie Ingredients 1 cup water 1 tsp. baking soda 1 cup sugar 1 tsp. salt 1 cup brown sugar 1 tsp. lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups dried fruit 1 bottle Absolut Vodka 1) Sample the Absolut to check quality. Take a large bowl. 2) Check the Absolut again just to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour 1 level cup and drink. 3) Turn on the electric mixer. Beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar; beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Absolut is still OK; try another cup, just in case. 4) Turn off the mixerer thingy, break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in 1 cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit up off floor...mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. 6) Sample the Absolut to check for tonsisticity. 5) Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Absolut. 7) Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add 1 table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find! *) Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. #) Finably, throw the bowel through the window, finish the Absolut and make sure to put the stove in the dishflosser. CHERRY MISTMAS!!!!!!	Billy T (70)
301787	2004-12-10 22:03:00	Great stuff Billy! Just what I need to 'survive' x-mas day as the only male in our family. (yes, I get delegated to carve the turkey as it's a 'man's job') At least it's gluten free... or glutton free after a few (hicc) cups of vidka. I assume that any of the other ingredients can be left out and it will still taste the same. Seans gratings to you all	shortcircuit (6488)
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