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302354 2004-12-12 09:32:00 Did know about it? Am I late with the news?
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EMPLOYEE PERFORMANCE EVALUATION
Date ____________________

Name _____________________

Department ________________________

Title _____________________________

Supervisor _________________________

KNOWLEDGE
1 . This s . o . b . really knows his ****!
2 . Knows most phases of job .
3 . Knows just enough to be dangerous .
4 . Stupid bastard couldn't hit his ass with both hands .
5 . ****er is brain damaged, a cup of coffee has a higher I . Q .

ACCURACY
1 . Does excellent work, if not preoccupied with sex .
2 . Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ass .
3 . Does shitty work and constantly ****s up .
4 . Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice .

RATE OF WORK
1 . Fastest mo-fo I ever saw .
2 . Fast s . o . b . , if he thinks he'll get a raise .
3 . Does a lot of work, at salary review time .
4 . Works only if kicked in the ass every five minutes .
5 . Couldn't do less work if he was in a coma .

DEPENDABILITY
1 . Very dependable little cocksucker .
2 . Usually dependable at salary review time .
3 . Conscientious, only if sex urge is satisfied .
4 . Can depend on him to be the first one to leave at 4 p . m .
5 . Completely incompetent, totally worthless .

COOPERATION
1 . Extremely cooperative: Alias "Office Brown-Noser"
2 . Brown noser in good standing .
3 . Cooperative only if his ass is kissed frequently .
4 . Thinks it is his job to piss off coworkers .
5 . Doesn't give a ****; never has, and never will .

APPEARANCE
1 . Extremely neat and orderly, even combs his pubic hairs .
2 . Neat and orderly, at salary review time .
3 . Needs to be introduced to toothpaste and deodorant .
4 . Sloppy, dirty, filthy, smelly bastard .
5 . Flies leave fresh dog **** to follow him .

LEADERSHIP
1 . Carries a chain saw around and gets good results .
2 . Constantly pisses off the troops .
3 . Occasionally gets told to **** off .
4 . Only the janitors obey him .
5 . Couldn't lead a pack of starving wolves to fresh meat .

I have read and understand my evaluation; I will attempt to correct all deficiencies .

Signature_________________________

Date _______________________ 		Eric Richards (6226)
302355 2004-12-12 21:49:00 Yes, I use it all the time as I like it being part of the browser not a separate program - and it's not Outlook, which is a good thing. The panels and filters work well too. stratters (2587)
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