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Thread ID: 52197	2004-12-12 21:05:00	Monday Laughs: Greeting Cards	Billy T (70)	Press F1

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302407	2004-12-12 21:05:00	Things That Hallmark Cards Don't Say (But you sometimes wish they did! My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - How could two people as beautiful as you... Have such an ugly baby? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you... I've changed my mind. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell... Until I met you. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... That you're not here to ruin it for me. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Happy birthday! You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up... I think it's time you kept your promise. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - We have been friends for a very long time... Let's say we stop? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I'm so miserable without you... It's almost like you're here. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Congratulations on your new bundle of joy... Did you ever find out who the father was? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday... So we're having you put to sleep. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day? Look at the bright side... It's really good pay.	Billy T (70)
302408	2004-12-12 22:08:00	Blimin' excellent Thank you Mr Billy T :-) :-) Chris	personthingy (1670)
302409	2004-12-12 22:35:00	lol, Nice ones Billy T :)	stu120404 (268)
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