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Thread ID: 135905 2013-12-26 04:57:00 Here's a good joke ! Digby (677) PC World Chat
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1363638 2013-12-27 10:02:00 Every week? Jesus...
Well how else do you think they will get to heaven? 		CliveM (6007)
1363639 2013-12-29 22:08:00 That sounds like a skit off Black Books the_bogan (9949)
1363640 2013-12-30 06:30:00 Lost on a rainy night returning from a pilgrimage, a nun stumbled across a monastery and requests shelter there.

Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she had ever tasted.

After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs. She was met by two of the brothers.

The first one says, "Hello, I am brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."

"I'm very pleased to meet you," replies the nun. "I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever had. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"

Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."

She turned to the other Brother and says "then you must be....?"

....."Yes, I'm afraid I'm the chip monk."................... 		tutaenui (1724)
1363641 2013-12-30 08:00:00 Ten Commandments of Marriage .

Commandment 1
Marriages are made in heaven .
But then again, so is thunder and lightning .

Commandment 2
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep .

Commandment 3
Marriage is grand - and divorce is at least a 100 grand!

Commandment 4
Married life is very frustrating .
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens .
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens .
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen .

Commandment 5
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is .

Commandment 6
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one .

Commandment 7
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said . After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish .


Commandment 8
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook . But the law allows only one wife .

Commandment 9
Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry .
That is why one treats the other like toxic waste .

Commandment 10
A man is incomplete until he is married . After that, he is finished . 		Marnie (4574)
1363642 2013-12-30 18:45:00 @Tutaneui

Love the fish and chips joke! 		Digby (677)
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