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Thread ID: 136195	2014-02-02 00:04:00	It was a dark and stormy night (in the Ngati Whatua Room)	WalOne (4202)	PC World Chat

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1366546	2014-02-02 00:04:00	Ok Guys, it's time for another rolling who-done-it? The rules are simple ... keep it R18, don't get personal with anybody, and: limit your contribution to no more than 2 - 3 sentences (contribute as much as you want, but keep the length down). :thumbs: Here we go ... I'll start it off It was a dark and stormy night. The duty manager of one of Auckland’s most plushest of the plush accommodations stifled a yawn and wondered when it would be that the city’s most prominent citizen would be finished his private meeting in the city’s Ngati Whatua Room and make his way under cover of darkness through the several hundred metres of the city’s back streets to arrive at the plushest of the plush accommodation, there to claim his heavily discounted suite and lay down his weary head (and other appendages) for the night. As the city’s most prominent citizen having checked in to his opulent suite (after first having exchanging knowing winks with the manager) and now luxuriating covered by the finest of 1000 TC Egyptian Manchester (Made in Pakistan, on sale at The Scarehouse for $59.99 King) he reflected on the Good Things that some fictitious omnipotent being, resident in the clouds, had seen fit to award this Just and Good prominent citizen, and he would have be bewildered how all this was to take a turn for the worst … Over to you ... :banana :D:D	WalOne (4202)
1366547	2014-02-02 00:25:00	....as, bursting through the door, a dishevelled Museum Head, exclaimed "Darling, I think I was followed!" "Who was it?" asked the prominent citizen. " A bunch of reporters from Campbell Live, Seven Sharp, The Herald; John Palino, Luigi Wewege; the guy from Whale oil; and tagging along in the rear, I'm pretty sure I saw Winston Peters too".................	pctek (84)
1366548	2014-02-02 00:39:00	"Thank God" said the Prominent Citizen, making a mental note to offer thanks to Her, "at least Sardine Bone Blog wasn't in on it, too. At least I hope he wasn't?" ...	WalOne (4202)
1366549	2014-02-02 02:15:00	So, The Prominent Citizen lives to forget another day. "I can't remember having a day like this for years" he muttered. Ever since I remembered to forget to remember that helicopter ride to KDC's mansion I've had trouble forgetting to remember to forget those donations and if I accidentally forget to forget to remember them when I go to Court I may be in deep doggy doo..........	Billy T (70)
1366550	2014-02-02 08:05:00	"But I can't remember whether it was the KDC Mansion, or the KFC Mansion" the Prominent Citizen lamented, "and lately, I'd forget my balls if I didn't carry them around in a bag with me" ....	WalOne (4202)
1366551	2014-02-02 11:30:00	"But I never did overload my cabin bag with uploaded files!" cried Kim Dotcom.	Greg (193)
1366552	2014-02-04 05:03:00	"If they were flies" retorted the obviously dyslexic CEO of Jetstir, "there wouldn't have been a problem because their wings would've created lift, and the plane would not have been 1,000 kgs overloaded ... the combined weight of at least 2 Holstein Friesian heifers! Not that I'm saying you weigh at least 2 heifers or that you look like one. On second thoughts," the Dyslexic CEO added, "you really should think about getting up close and personal with Jenny Cake or whatever-her-name is," adding, "and you really need to watch your colour matches ... Orcon Purple is not a good look for you. It makes you look even more heifer-like" ...	WalOne (4202)
1366553	2014-02-04 07:03:00	alas the poor Jetstir managed to accomplish the impossible and land with Gummermint approval on KDC's under utilized mile long treadmill	gary67 (56)
1366554	2014-02-04 07:28:00	"Sh...te" exclaimed the Jetstir Captain as a Jetstir Trolley Dolly seductively wiped his fevered brow "I thought I was landing this beast - not you, darling" (to the Trolley Dolly), "at the KFC airport. Now I find out I'm at the KDC airport heavily infested with CIA, FBI, ASIS, SIS, SFO, SAS, Masterchef contestants and IRD agents - and that famous 'country cop' from Greymouth who in reality commands 2/3 of the Mainland - all threatening to handcuff the crew and passengers to each other and force even the TVOne viewers to watch Paul Henry. What can we do????" EDIT: C'mon forum, help me write this damn thing ... :D	WalOne (4202)
1366555	2014-02-04 08:47:00	Meanwhile, back in the jungle, John the Con lies sleepless in his bed. Tossing and turning (yes, he really is a tosser, and a turner) he tries to remember. Unfortunately, he's not quite sure what it is that he is supposed to remember (or was he supposed to forget it? he can't quite remember!) but across his mind runs the image of a colossus of a man, a man of wealth and power, a man whom he should tap for a campaign donation or two (anonymously of course, nudge-nudge, wink-wink) but who is this mysterious man? He wishes he could get his head straight, but somehow it insists on staying bent. "Life was so much easier" he sighs "when I was an MP and had a ball and a Party." Meanwhile, John the Other wakes refreshed after pleasant night dreaming he was counting his million$. "So", he thinks, "what banalities and platitudes shall I give forth on the 6 o'clock news tonight? Shall I do the snide, or the wink-wink, or just go with the meaningful look and the shoulder shrug? Life was so much easier whan all I had to do was move somebody else's cash around and take a fat commission. These days it is just not the same, I still move the cash around but I don't get a cut, all I have is a pitiful retainer and and even more pitiful allowance. I think I need to leave the country again; has anybody important died since that fella in South Africa?" wasn't he Brown? or am I getting my colours all mixed again? I wish I had my time again, I'd give this politics lark the swerve, there are easier ways to earn a knighthood..................	Billy T (70)
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