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| Thread ID: 136195 | 2014-02-02 00:04:00 | It was a dark and stormy night (in the Ngati Whatua Room) | WalOne (4202) | PC World Chat |
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| 1366616 | 2014-03-01 08:42:00 | "I am the resurrection, and the life" said Mac-Hearten, and rumours of my decease are significantly overstated. I have answered the call of the many, and have ignored the cries of the few and mean-minded. I am a giant among pygmies, I think above and beyond the thoughts of lesser men, ....(and women, he hastened to add, lest his copybook be stained at the very off, and ridicule be heaped upon him on Seven Sharp and by other anti-Mac-Hearten commentators). "I am the answer" he cried, "I feel it in my water, but I didn't quite hear the question......." |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 1366617 | 2014-03-01 20:20:00 | "Autocracy is coming ... to us, ev-ery-day!" exclaimed the giant among pygmies, misquoting Leonard (or was it Aaron or Lorraine?). The rent-a-crowd grew silent and fearful. Those who hadn't been paying attention - as is the wont of rent-a-crowds - thought he meant Pygmy Mad Doon had quit pushing up the daisies as a lost cause and was about to inflict himself on the political scene as a duopoly in partnership with the Purple Behemoth. A sort of Laurel and Hardly Act as it were ... |
WalOne (4202) | ||
| 1366618 | 2014-03-02 07:07:00 | But then was the sound of that blasted helicopter again. This time it was returning from south of the Bombays, still with Winnie perilously grasping on to the skids. He had discarded the placard with the ornate Copperplate inscription saying "Taupo or Bust" with one saying "I want into the ACTion". Underneath In Arial Bold 20pt were the words "Laurel and Hardly rock". |
WalOne (4202) | ||
| 1366619 | 2014-03-04 21:45:00 | Circling the Long Drop Sky Tower, Winnie flashed his trademark china cabinet smile at his adoring public. (Bob Jones opined that Winnie's natural smile was always a vote magnet to the SWMBOs of the electorate - and some men too, but we won't go there). The largely female onlookers (that's largely in terms of numbers, not insinuating any heifer-like qualities) swooned and leaped, lemming-like, from the Long Drop. Unfortunately, only one was attached to a bungy ... "Crikey" crikeyed Winnie in dismay, "just look at all those votes I've lost in fell swoop!" "Now Mayor Brown will want to charge me for the clean up" "He, he, he, he" cackled Pgymy Mad Doon out of the side of his mouth, "you never paid much attention to me when I lectured on crowd control, did you?" "P*** off, go back to pushing up the daisies" retorted our Winnie, "I'm in deep do do now ..." |
WalOne (4202) | ||
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