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| Thread ID: 136195 | 2014-02-02 00:04:00 | It was a dark and stormy night (in the Ngati Whatua Room) | WalOne (4202) | PC World Chat |
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| 1366596 | 2014-02-14 07:39:00 | Vlad having bypassed Wellington because there is no flyover and has hit up Invercargil looking to pick a fight with Mayor Tim, his travel agent had recommended Auckland but Vlad didn't think Mayor Brown warranted the attention. Well folk's I invited all the political leaders to Coatsville but only Winston made any sense And he told me he is on Orcon Purple.Time for my story telling for the listening Spooks. Once upon a time there was this German living in a mansion somewhere in New Zealand.......... |
gary67 (56) | ||
| 1366597 | 2014-02-15 03:39:00 | This German person had gone to ground, and efforts to contact him were to no avail. People tried writing to him: Fat German A Mansion New Zealand and next tried advertising: HELP WANTED Struggling ISP needs Germanic Angel Investor Purple Uniform available (Size XXXXL) Apply within" The searchers even tried an enticement, saying "We won't talk about the War" But, nothing ... |
WalOne (4202) | ||
| 1366598 | 2014-02-15 18:24:00 | Until one of them hit on the idea of advertising agents wanted for a Ponzi scheme. The Fat German, instantly appeared from his lair. | pctek (84) | ||
| 1366599 | 2014-02-16 08:33:00 | Everyone knew instantly that it was he, the Fat German, if only because he was resplendent in his new Size XXXXL Orcon Purple Robes . But was he the right man? Herr Orcon exclaimed aloud to the waiting FBI, CIA, and all the rest of them, "I know nothing!" There was an immediate lightning strike orginating in the northeast . It was the Warner Bros (or one of those) Copyright Enforcement Team with a writ and other legal paraphernalia including a demand for extradition because our Hurple Pero had breached copyright by uttering Sergeant Schultz' immortal words "I know nothing . . . " Sorry, "Purple Hero" - too much single malt tonight :D |
WalOne (4202) | ||
| 1366600 | 2014-02-16 08:34:00 | "I've been entertaining Brown ze Impaler', he said, "but then I heard zumbody mention ponzi', und Gott in Himmel! I could use a few extra marks right now, ze entertaining fund is running low and it is having I am to use ze taxi-trucks to get around because I cannot afford ze heavy-lift helicopter no more. Wo ist das ponzi? he guttered, and where can I download it? |
Billy T (70) | ||
| 1366601 | 2014-02-17 04:16:00 | "Well helloooooo, big boy" gaily trilled three stragglers from the weekend's parade, "we don't know about ponzis, but what about us - we're three little ponces from Ponce-on-by ... will we do?" | WalOne (4202) | ||
| 1366602 | 2014-02-17 04:39:00 | "No!" exclaimed Big Boy, "I'm in the deepest do do. Again. "I need a legal Beagle. Immediately, if not sooner" "You're in luck then" trilled the ponces from Ponce-on-by, "One of us is a Supreme Court Judge." "Gott in Himmel" exclaimed the Purple XXXXL Blob, "that's stretching things a bit too far ..." "No" replied one of the Ponces, "You see, I've always liked dressing up and putting one of Mum's wigs on. So I decided I'd become a Supreme Court Judge. Where else can you get away with wearing a dress and wig to work and have all the w***kers you work with bow and scrape to you? Mind you, there was that Police Association bloke, he got away with it for years ... "I thought about joining the clergy but I wasn't up to that stuff where the faithful wanted to kiss my ring all the time ..." |
WalOne (4202) | ||
| 1366603 | 2014-02-17 10:12:00 | Meanwhile, back in the Ngati Fartua room, Brown the Impaler was endeavouring to extricate himself from a very sticky situation. 'Curses' he said, then uttered a series of mild to medium oaths. I've got to get rid of all this sticky stuff before the Mayoress comes to do her evening inspection. If I don't get this sorted I'll need more than just a cross-dressing Supreme Court Judge to save my neck! I have admitted that I was unwise but I only tasted it once and I swear I didn't impale! I just wanted a tiny taste, just to see what it was like, but it seems I haven't got any................. | Billy T (70) | ||
| 1366604 | 2014-02-17 19:55:00 | but it seems I haven't got any....................satisfaction (www.youtube.com) | Greg (193) | ||
| 1366605 | 2014-02-18 17:44:00 | Quick elect me now while I have the majority of the country bamboozled with my sickening smile the Key man tells his slaves Crusher Collins, Bruiser Bennett and What the Hekia Parata. But Dear Leader we can't we promised to vote Brown this year instead of pasty white they chorus together. Over at Coatsville KDC is in a purple rage "Someone mentioned the war" he fumes all the while goose stepping up and down the landing | gary67 (56) | ||
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