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Thread ID: 136195	2014-02-02 00:04:00	It was a dark and stormy night (in the Ngati Whatua Room)	WalOne (4202)	PC World Chat

Post ID	Timestamp	Content	User
1366586	2014-02-09 20:40:00	beef hooked? Billy T? :lol::lol: From the Slater website "whale oil beef hooked" A little subtle perhaps, but a rather appropriate choice, being half-inched from a person whose namesake is a scaly creature that crawls out from under rotting wood or vegetation. Cheers Billy 8-{) :D	Billy T (70)
1366587	2014-02-10 00:26:00	"But alas, this is a 757 so I'm still stuck with these w*****s" ... But wait, he thought, they have parachutes. Hurrying to the cockpit, he pushed the joystick forward sending the plane into a steep dive........	pctek (84)
1366588	2014-02-10 02:46:00	Hurrying to the cockpit, he pushed the joystick forward sending the plane into a steep dive........ But hang on a cotten-pickin' moment bleated the PM, if I want them to leave by the back door, parachutes or no parachutes, shouldn't we climb, not dive? That way they will self-eject instead of falling headfirst into my cockpit. If they are really really scared, my hidyhole won't be fit for human occupation and there's not a squeegee or mop in sight! But how did I get into this mess in the first place?? All I wanted was to add 'dearly loved politician' to my CV, then having established my political credentials, abdicate to North Korea and become its new Dear Leader, or was that 'Emporer of Hawaii'?.... my tiny brain is getting so confuzzled and my face keeps going red and I haven't been out in the sun. Dear old nanny told me that I shouldn't go out in the midday sun, something about mad dogs and pommies but I can't quite remember and I can't ask, I sacked her for not keeping my toybox tidy and she went off in a huff and married some squillionaire in China, just to spite me. Man those nyah nyahs can hurt......................	Billy T (70)
1366589	2014-02-10 07:06:00	Help is at hand for our stricken PM. Appearing on the radar screen just ahead is an enormous Orcon Purple attired blimp, a figure faintly ludicrous, no, make that majorly ludicrous because it wears it's Bendons for Men over it's blimp trousers ...	WalOne (4202)
1366590	2014-02-10 07:10:00	I really should call Copenhagen Zoo to see how much I can get for Brownlee, he would feed the lions for a lot longer than a baby Giraffe. Quick Mummy the phone Oh its you Bronagh what are you doing in Business class, don't you know only Bona fide business people capable of ripping off an entire nation are allowed. Now where is that fool English I do hope he's not handing out more money to Iwi all they do is hide it from everyone and occasionally blow the lot. Pilot this is a loaded finger if your not brave enough to pull it then turn this airship towards Pyongyang I have a dinner date with Kim. Somewhere far below a battle royal is being fought between the Greens and Crusher Collins in what is being billed as the cage fight of the year as to who has the worst frock. Meanwhile in Sochi the Nyah, Nyahs have fallen on the ski slope what New Zealand needs is Eddie the Eagle thinks the Chef de Mission not that damn fool Hone he can't soar at all, oh what am I going to do wails Hone, how can I soar like a Dodo when I'm surrounded by Turkeys. Vlad, Vlad over here Vlad.....	gary67 (56)
1366591	2014-02-10 08:11:00	'No, you come over here' called Vlad. 'Hokay' said Hone I'll be right ther................and Vlad the Impaler scored yet another low profile victim. Jammed the spike right where the sun don't shine, then ran him up the flagpole. 'Easy meat' said Vlad, 'there's a sucker born every minute and Hone was just begging for it!' He paused to carve another notch on his trusty impaler, and then, after the cheering died down, he took one last bow and set out looking for another unsuspecting victim. 'Tune in again next week for another exciting episode of Vlad the Impaler does Wellington', he cried, as he rode off into the sunset.....................	Billy T (70)
1366592	2014-02-13 08:36:00	The End? Pity, it was rolling along quite nicely and in frequently entertaining fashion. Anyone for an epilogue? Cheers Billy 8-{) :p	Billy T (70)
1366593	2014-02-13 19:26:00	The End? I'm still trying to get the low down on who Vlad the Impaler is. All I can find so far is Chev the Impala ...	WalOne (4202)
1366594	2014-02-13 21:04:00	I'm still trying to get the low down on who Vlad the Impaler is.He's a cousin of Ivan the Terrible.	Greg (193)
1366595	2014-02-14 05:44:00	He's a cousin of Ivan the Terrible. ermm, related to Attilla the Hen (aka Helen Clark?) :eek:	WalOne (4202)
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