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Thread ID: 136195	2014-02-02 00:04:00	It was a dark and stormy night (in the Ngati Whatua Room)	WalOne (4202)	PC World Chat

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1366576	2014-02-07 03:42:00	"But I was wearing a raincoat" the penis explained, "and I didn't think anybody would recognise me" ...	WalOne (4202)
1366577	2014-02-07 05:25:00	'What a weak excuse' cried the onlookers, 'you look a real dick in that outfit!' Bugger said the penis.....(er, no, I meant self-important parliamentarian) I have advanced dickyness for all politicians and public figures regardless of age, gender, or social standing, maybe even social lying down, or just plain old horizontalism. Sometimes a raincoat is a prophylactic, and other times it's just a raincoat, and keeps you warm and dry in the rain..............and sometimes even incognito..............if you are very lucky, or very very careful.................	Billy T (70)
1366578	2014-02-07 20:38:00	There was the sound of the door being beaten down. It was the DPS* accompanied by Campbell Live, Seven Sharp, The Herald; John Palino, Luigi Wewege; and the guy from Whale Oil. "There he is" they said, pointing at the now rapidly deflating self-important parliamentarian, "We'ed recognise that dick anywhere!" "But I didn't mean anything by it," said the rapidly deflating self-important parliamentarian. "Let me go. I must attend to matters of State, to matters of Import, and Export. I must fly to the lucky country. It seems Winston's tactics of trademarking the South Island™ were insufficient to ward off the Green and Yellow Peril." "My Air Force has given Air Farce Tahi a lube and oil change, pumped up the tyres and topped up the tanks using their AA Smartfuel discount. My aerial waka is ready." "I must fly ..." * Dick Protection Squad	WalOne (4202)
1366579	2014-02-07 21:24:00	In yet another twist, Jet Pen (Reuters) acknowledged she'd heard a cry for help from a hapless mayor, (from Some Southern Pacific City) - she couldn't confirm his (or her) identity. Radio reports suggest *** ***** may have "inside" information.	Greg (193)
1366580	2014-02-08 01:48:00	As Air Farce Tahi departed the airport the PM visibly relaxed. Air Force Tahi (the Silver Waka) had departed the airport under instructions to depart to the northeast, to climb to and maintain 100ft under maximum noise mode over South Auckland (and in a further stroke of genius, Chowick) so those voters would know Someone Who Was A Big Noise and Really Important was on board. And now as the Silver Waka avoided Waiheke Island and Parnell (one shouldn't upset the Party faithful or one's family) and dodged the Skytower before setting course over West Auckland for Sydney, the PM thanked the Minister responsible for Air Traffic Control for relaxing the departure rules so he could scare the hell out of the minions below and let them know Someone Who Was A Big Noise and Really Important was at last on his way. In cattle class at the back of the waka were Campbell Live, Seven Sharp, The Herald (without the hangers on and Whale Oil, who was not yet deemed to be bona fide press corps) all hanging firmly to their parachutes and webbing waiting for their tin mugs and plates to be filled with appropriate fare ... huhu grubs, pork and puha, and South Island™ Wine. Jet Pen (Reuters) had also talked her way on board, but as no one knew who the hell she was or what her credentials really really meant, no-one had challenged her ...	WalOne (4202)
1366581	2014-02-08 02:26:00	................Until now that is, but Whale Oil said he'd beef hooked if some anonymous sheila was going to get away with sitting up front with the "Big Noise" and be feted with delicacies he could only imagine while he was munching pork and puha left over from Whytangi, and there wasn't much of that either. Still, the drinks trolley would be around soon and they'd all be asked to make a small contribution to the Dear Leader's nightcap before his afternoon nap. Whale Boil had some vintage pi*s left over from a student prank and he reckoned that would open the miserable sod's eyes wide enough to give him a neck-lift. Whale chuckled to himself as he imagined the surprise that anonymous sheila would get if DL did the gentlemanly thing and gave her a glass first. It would be even better, he mused, if they clicked glasses and both drank at the same time...........synchronised showers would look great and he just hoped the TV news crew had their cameras rolling to record the event...................	Billy T (70)
1366582	2014-02-08 03:26:00	................Until now that is, but Whale Oil said he'd beef hooked beef hooked? Billy T? :lol::lol:	WalOne (4202)
1366583	2014-02-08 19:16:00	I must contact that surfer down South thinks Mayor Brown shirt, HE managed to get rid of a shark I could use him on my team	gary67 (56)
1366584	2014-02-08 20:19:00	Meanwhile at Flight Level 330 aboard the Silver Waka, mid Tasman, the Big Noise and Really Really Important Person (AKA the PM) reflected on the cosy words from Whale Oil [any doubters should] read the Australian Financial Review or have a chat with any business leader and their only wish is that Key would replace Abbott, it’s been a consistent theme for quite a while. But the irony was, although they hailed him as a prophet, it was in another country and the lucky country couldn't ever get that lucky to have him as their PM ... "Yet", he cogitated, "I am welcome in the personal homes of Ma'am, and Sir. I am invited to take part in the leisure activities of the biggest cheese of them all. This fellow Abbott needs to realise I am used to punching above my weight. As an ex boxer, he should readily see that for himself" ...	WalOne (4202)
1366585	2014-02-09 08:18:00	"But enough, now is the time for action", the PM decided. "I will appoint that inept, apalling Mare as High Commissioner to Canberra. That'll solve Auckland's problem by getting rid of him, and help worsen Wellington - Canberra relations. All in one masterful stroke. The lucky country is about to get decidely unlucky." The PM remembered the antics of one Edward Daly, the non-conventional president and owner of World Airways at the time of the fall of Saigon. (Daly passed into infamy as one of his 727s taxied down the runway with the rear stairs open, and Daly forcibly and at gun point evauate the aircraft of the extra weight of people wanting to get out of Saigon). What a pity we retired the 727s he agonised, "I could have dumped the entire Press Corps the same way ... " "But alas, this is a 757 so I'm still stuck with these w*****s" ...	WalOne (4202)
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