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Thread ID: 136195	2014-02-02 00:04:00	It was a dark and stormy night (in the Ngati Whatua Room)	WalOne (4202)	PC World Chat

Post ID	Timestamp	Content	User
1366566	2014-02-06 00:27:00	Just then Winston caught up, puffing heavily, "I already have the details, I've known for months, guys, just let me get my papers out", as he rummaged in a box marked Chardonnay.	pctek (84)
1366567	2014-02-06 01:32:00	"I can't seem to find what I'm looking for" he said with a trademark furrowing of his brow followed by a quizzical look, "could be it's in the box of Merlot. Or is it the box of Sauvignon Blanc?" Triumphantly, he held up a sheet of paper, A4, lined, and with the House of Representatives Logo on the top. Scrawled upon it were the words “There is a saying in Maoridom, when the hen crows, wring its neck". 5532 "I am not calling for the modern day version, but you get my drift," Winston said. "And I'm not talking about that Tittywhy Rankin before she changed the family name. Although on second thoughts ... " What were Winston's second thoughts? Stay tuned ...	WalOne (4202)
1366568	2014-02-06 06:02:00	"On second thoughts" said Winston, I think Tittywhy Rankin was an excellent choice, combining the names of two well-known stirrers. He then flashed one of his trademark quizzical grins, tucked his trademark sheaf of 'significant papers' under his arm, and trotted off to see a trademark man about a horse, or two..........	Billy T (70)
1366569	2014-02-06 06:38:00	... not forgetting the papers he was about to file to Trademark the name of the South Island. Ahead of those bloody aussie outfits of Coles and Woolworths. "Yes," thought Winston "coming up with South Island™ is a real stroke of genius". He pleasurably pictured his late mentor Rob, saying with a crooked smile "He, he, he, he, Winston, you never forgot the lessons you learnt from me. What a stroke of genius." He made a mental note to drop off a bottle of Single Malt next time he was passing Government House and sound out that Mateparae fellow about choosing a successor ...	WalOne (4202)
1366570	2014-02-06 07:06:00	"Yes," he thought (in his old age he often repeated himself), "Sir Winston ... it has a nice ring to it" ...	WalOne (4202)
1366571	2014-02-06 19:25:00	Meanwhile down in Akaroa they are contemplating whether to sue the big brown mayor for using the name lez Dez as it sounds far too Frenchy. "Winston, Lord Winston a penny for your thought shouts John Campbell's suit" "Come on now John do you really think you can talk to a Lord without applying for permission first?" What we need thinks Campbell is better internet we really should have gone Purple instead of Blue that way we could sneak a webcam one of those new fangled ones that look like a bottle of wine into the peters house to see if we could catch him and JK the Dear Leader having a cup of tea.	gary67 (56)
1366572	2014-02-06 22:41:00	"Tea? TEA!!! In MY house" cried Winston, crying as he cried, "I'm ashamed at the bare-faced inference that I might even consider having TEA in my house, let alone entertaining the Expensive Leader. "What would my constituency say for heavens sake? 'Winston's gone all soft and floppy' they'd say, 'he's not the man he used to be' they'd say, much more of this and he'll lose his trademark smirk and knowing wink' they'd say, and where would that leave me I ask you?" Would I, Winston, the man who put New Zealand first, be reduced to a mere toy and plaything, propping up a jaded and lacklustre minority Government? Not on my watch if I can help it, not for me the baubles of office, the flash BMW (forgotten the War already John?) and the next thing we'd know you'd be buying Ladas to help crack the Ruskie market, or, gawd help us, buying taxi tanks from North Korea to carry around your endangered pollies. Think of what that might do to the streets of our Capital! But, on second thoughts, our Army might get jealous and start a revolution, and I'd back that so I would! 'Dear Leader Winston' has a nice ring to it don't you think? After all, it worked for Churchill and I've been favourably compared with the great man! Mind you, it was a dark and windy night and the street lights were out..............	Billy T (70)
1366573	2014-02-07 03:13:00	A scream pierces the night "my teapot, you idiot you've broken my only teapot, know wonder they key you Donkey John" All this while our poor Dear leader is marting at the burning sensation in his crotch is it the old problem rearing its ugly head again (no not Helen Clark) or is the the red hot tea from the pot he just broke. "Don't worry Winnie, I can call you Winnie can't I? Join my party as hidden supporter and I'll make sure you get your knighthood and a new teapot" Up in Auckland the trains have been derailed again, the Green party have dropped a Whale on the line, making the Mayor late for his latest conquest. Now this one really does look like a horse he muses as finally he stops walking, me the Mayor of brown pants having to walk oh the indignity of it all, Oh hello Sue please lets go somewhere private and you can spank me....	gary67 (56)
1366574	2014-02-07 03:29:00	A bunch of elmos just ran past, chased by a giant penis. They were the characters who had recently escaped from the next thread ("Sevens", started by the Bogan). Unfortunately, they hadn't realised the Sevens were in Wellington. They and the penis had a long way to go yet, and berated the Mare over the lack of public transport. In the meantime Sue was making eyes at the escaped penis, and our Dear Leader was still flinching at the thought of an ugly head in close proximity to the burning sensation and the damage that famous overbite could do ...	WalOne (4202)
1366575	2014-02-07 03:38:00	The giant penis was stopped by a cop. "That's inappropriate attire" he cried. "Why are you dressed up as John Key?"	the_bogan (9949)
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