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Thread ID: 136195	2014-02-02 00:04:00	It was a dark and stormy night (in the Ngati Whatua Room)	WalOne (4202)	PC World Chat

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1366556	2014-02-04 17:43:00	Down on the West coast two local cocky's lean on the fence sharing a joint and discussing the latest news from Wellington, Bert and Ernie have come out. All the while John the other still can't remember where, or who he is but one thing he does know whoever gave the Beehive's IT department the go ahead to replace all the computers with the new Apple micro, mini tablet should be shot.	gary67 (56)
1366557	2014-02-04 20:52:00	Waitangi tomorrow, moans our Dear Leader, Tittywhy will be after me again, and I can't find my armoured athletic supporter! Gerry won't go either, because he's afraid he'll end up in the hangi pit so I've got no heavies to protect me, and the DPS* guys are hopeless! Everytime I look at them they are just gazing at their surroundings instead of watching ME, and after all, it's ME who gives them their work, so a little personal stroking wouldn't go amiss! It's a public holiday for god's sake, I could be at my Hawaii pad by midnight if our airforce would cooperate, everybody else gets a day off so why can't I? Meanwhile, back in the Mayor's chambers...............you know which one, the brown fella............... *Dipstick Protection Squad	Billy T (70)
1366558	2014-02-05 01:28:00	......meanwhile, back in the Mayors Chambers, he gazed out the window, wishing he was allowed to keep his Hornbys at home...but no... An idea came ...he could have a full scale one go round and round just outside the office window. He could even pass it off as an answer to the traffic woes, although a bit of thought on it, might cause the ratepayers to wonder about the outer suburbs, but no matter...He set to work sourcing funding for such a brilliant idea.	pctek (84)
1366559	2014-02-05 03:00:00	The Mayor definitely needed brownie points, for all sorts of reasons, due in part to riding the wrong mare, then accepting free stabling. For heavens sake! (he grumbled) what is wrong with giving that mare a decent rubdown, and if the stabling is offered free, why not use it? And why couldn't Mrs Mayor understand that when a man needs a gentle but exhilarating ride, he doesn't jump on a stallion, least-ways, this Mayor doesn't, and a frisky young steed is good for what ails you! He looked out the window and saw his arch-nemesis (in for a penny in for a pounding Bright) watching his office window with a telecope. "I wish that woman would go away" he muttered, "thank heavens......no wait just a minute, thank the voters, that creature continues to sit on the wrong side of the Council Chamber. "Actually", he mused, "she's on the wrong side of the planet, Siberia would welcome her I'm sure..........but then maybe it's good for a dog to have a few fleas, it stops him worrying about the fact that he's a dog, maybe I could use her as a diversion. She must be useful for something, but I can't imagine what...............	Billy T (70)
1366560	2014-02-05 05:40:00	The City's Most Prominent Citizen then allowed his gaze to settle fondly on a Certificate that reads; HORNBY RAILWAY COMPANY At a Directors Meeting held at the Headquarters in the City of Liverpool, County of Lancaster on the FIFTH day of OCTOBER 1959 Les Brown of New Zealand was elected a Member of the Company and is entitled to the full benefits of Membership. In Witness Whereof this Certificate has been issued Roland G Hornby Chairman Membership No 16969 "Ahhh", the Prominent Citizen luxuriated, "my detractors that allege I have no qualifications to run a railway don't know about this Award." "But", wondered he?, "what were the full benefits of Membership to which [he] was entitled"? Was he entitled to one lump or two in his coffee? Would he be invited to a Coatseville mansion there to break bread with He Who Is Arrayed in Orcon Purple? Was he now entitled to a Bit On The Side without Campbell Live, Seven Sharp, The Herald; John Palino, Luigi Wewege; and the guy from Whale oil reporting every lurid detail? Stay tuned to follow the escapades of the City's Most Prominent Citizen and He Who Is Arrayed in Orcon Purple ...	WalOne (4202)
1366561	2014-02-05 06:47:00	Unbeknown to the purple shrouded nemesis his Lordship the Mayor of brown pants had hidden behind his Hornby certificate a wall safe containing, wait for it..... a bottle of refreshing South Island air that he had found cheap at the Nelson market while he was enjoying a stabling trip to the sunshine capital. Over on the coast the Cocky's have finished their toke and are now happily ensconced in the tavern, after all they muse the sun is almost level with the yard arm so in anticipation of it actually being over they started early. The cows unfortunately are left un-milked	gary67 (56)
1366562	2014-02-05 08:41:00	Milking this thrilling yarn for all it is worth (+GST of course), Nelson turned its blind eye to his mareship's indiscretions, after all they reasoned, what's wrong with a ride for a ride? Surely one good hump deserves another, as the camel said to the Colonel. Meanwhile, back in the jungle, his keyship, man of many minions (or should that read millions?) is planning to escape the dreaded whytangle day cerebrations by hiding behind tittywhy's skirts, his purple shrouded nemesis having temporarily abandoned the chase. One uncontrollably red face was a just reward for catching out his keyship consuming porkies at THAT hearing. So, as the evening wears on and the week draws closer to its close by one holyday, we must wait with bated breath for the next exciting instalment of this thrilling drama of political footsy, sheet-lifting calisthenics and more humps than a corral full of camels.................	Billy T (70)
1366563	2014-02-05 19:46:00	In an unexpected twist, Auckland mayor Lez Dark confesses to a liaison with a renowned money laundering band of hotel outlaws.	Greg (193)
1366564	2014-02-05 22:29:00	In an even more unexpected twist, the Mare whinied the words of Scripture: "For the lips of an immoral woman are as sweet as honey, and her mouth is smoother than oil." and "I have come to the brink of utter ruin, and now I must face public disgrace.” (Proverbs 5:3 and :14) "Woe is me" (WalOne PC World Chat) :D	WalOne (4202)
1366565	2014-02-05 23:44:00	There was a minor commotion outside the Mayoral Stables; it was Campbell Live, Seven Sharp, The Herald; John Palino, Luigi Wewege; and the guy from Whale oil who all sensed there was going to be a major policy statement. "At long last", they breathed a sigh of relief, "this story has a purpose, a raison detre. If we hang around long enough, all will be divulged to us ..." Edit: :tui:	WalOne (4202)
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