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| Thread ID: 136592 | 2014-03-20 05:43:00 | Never Mind the Boeing, I've cracked the Pistorious case............ | Billy T (70) | PC World Chat |
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| 1370754 | 2014-03-25 02:24:00 | Closing off this Poll, it appears that 17.65% of PF1 members are concerned that, when taking a late night Jimmy Riddle (or a running jump), some wandering legless individual may attempt to enter their personal micturition domain and have his (or her, we are not sexist about these things) evil way with them, so they lock and bar the door, thus inviting aimed or aimless perforation should said legless individual take offence at the exclusion. A further 35.29% close but do not lock the door, clearly hoping that some adventurous person will pass by and make their night; while the majority 47.06% just leave the door open and take it as it comes, following the 'any old port in a storm principle,' also known as the great and much under-rated 'well, it was better than a poke in the eye with a muddy stick' philosophy. Personally, I can't wait to hear what Pistorius says on the stand, doubtlessly puctuated by relentless bouts of retching! (I'd hate to be the poor chap who has to clean bwana's shoes each night.) Cheers Billy 8-{) :p |
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| 1370755 | 2014-03-27 01:44:00 | Husband, when we moved, after years of the same house, was hypoglycemic one night - brain not functioning - he got up staggered to the left, turned right down hall, into small room and peed. Unfortunately while that was the direction in the old place, it was miles off in the new one and he was in a cupboard. Did he quickly announce he was "melting the snow in Narnia"? :D What's all the fuss is about Oscar Prestorious? He's not the first guy who got legless and shot a load into his mrs while imagining she was someone else. First guy ever that will go to jail for taking his Mrs out on Valentines day. But yes, guilty. First thing you do when you believe there is someone in your house is warn your partner or make sure the people you care about are safe... Why would you shoot through a door - especially into a toilet of all places... Unless he purposely left something yummy in the kitchen with some laxitives in it with the sole intention of shooting the robber while he *had* to use the bathroom! |
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