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Thread ID: 136592	2014-03-20 05:43:00	Never Mind the Boeing, I've cracked the Pistorious case............	Billy T (70)	PC World Chat

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1370744	2014-03-20 20:46:00	What's all the fuss is about Oscar Prestorious? He's not the first guy who got legless and shot a load into his mrs while imagining she was someone else. LMAO..... I was wondering how long they had been together, hearing a horse in the middle of the night can be quite loud, then again, I guess she would of been sitting down...haha..So yeah, closing and LOCKING the door sounds a bit weird... Actually, if she thought someone else was in the house after Oscar called out who's there, she might have locked the door!	SolMiester (139)
1370745	2014-03-20 22:13:00	She was asleep. The burglar was in the loo. He gets up, doesn't comment to his GF, doesn't even look at her....goes to the door where the burglar having got into the fortress, now hides there. he doesn't wait to call cops or see if burglar exits back out or opens door, he just shoots. Are you suggesting that he didn't notice that his GF wasn't in the bed? That is about as credible as a burglar locking himself in a toilet with no way to escape! I've never seen a toilet with an emergency exit big enough for anything larger than a bifurcated turd. If I heard a strange noise in the night my first check would be the whereabouts of my wife, and the second would be any other parties legitimately present. Thank heavens Pistorius is not being tried in the US, they'd have given him the Congessional medal of Honour by now and incarcerated the local streetcleaner. The man was a loose cannon. Cheers Billy 8-{)	Billy T (70)
1370746	2014-03-20 22:53:00	Are you suggesting that he didn't notice that his GF wasn't in the bed? That is about as credible as a burglar locking himself in a toilet with no way to escape! I've never seen a toilet with an emergency exit big enough for anything larger than a bifurcated turd.If I heard a strange noise in the night my first check would be the whereabouts of my wife, and the second would be any other parties legitimately present.Thank heavens Pistorius is not being tried in the US, they'd have given him the Congessional medal of Honour by now and incarcerated the local streetcleaner.The man was a loose cannon.CheersBilly 8-{)To be fair oscar couldnt feel his girlfriend rubbong His feet	plod (107)
1370747	2014-03-21 00:13:00	Are you suggesting that he didn't notice that his GF wasn't in the bed? No. he is.	pctek (84)
1370748	2014-03-21 01:35:00	And no, I don't bother closing the door at all....it's ajar. wait....... you use a jar ? I thought that was only a guy thing . :p well if his girlfriend had used a jar , she would still be alive. But seriously, is there anyone who doesnt think he's guilty ?	1101 (13337)
1370749	2014-03-21 04:00:00	But seriously, is there anyone who doesnt think he's guilty ? Yes..... His Mum of course, and the weirdo down the street who reckons little green men (conveniently invisible) come out after dark and have their way with innocent women. How he knows they are green beats me! Cheers Billy 8-{)	Billy T (70)
1370750	2014-03-21 09:01:00	Yes.. ...How he knows they are green beats me! Cheers Billy 8-{) They hug trees between "having their way" interludes?	R2x1 (4628)
1370751	2014-03-21 16:32:00	He may as well sell house, I doubt he will need it for a few years.	Cicero (40)
1370752	2014-03-21 19:26:00	wait....... you use a jar ? I thought that was only a guy thing . :p Haha. Guys. Husband, when we moved, after years of the same house, was hypoglycemic one night - brain not functioning - he got up staggered to the left, turned right down hall, into small room and peed. Unfortunately while that was the direction in the old place, it was miles off in the new one and he was in a cupboard. Girls, in the same state,may perhaps have spent some time looking for the thing you sit on....	pctek (84)
1370753	2014-03-22 09:54:00	Girls, in the same state, may perhaps have spent some time looking for the thing you sit on.... Well that's alright then. So Pistorius woke up, thought he heard a burglar peeing in his private closet and quite rightly perforated the filthy swine, then he went back and micturated all over his best set of false feet and was so incensed at his own stupidity that he immediately stumped back out with a cricket bat and belaboured his dunny door under the mistaken delusion that the burglar had concealed himself in there disgiused as his late girlfriend. It all make sense if you shut down your brain, turn off the auto-pilot and run around in small circles (well he was legless and off his head) screaming wildly in your best falsetto, probably obtained by gnawing off your own testicles. An alternative theory is that he killed her by shooting through a locked toilet door because she left the bed without asking permission, or althernatively, she said no, not tonight dear, you're legless. Cheers Billy 8-{)	Billy T (70)
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