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Thread ID: 150939 2022-10-12 02:30:00 Joke of the day kenj (9738) PC World Chat
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1488806 2022-10-12 02:30:00 Did you hear about the Amish girl that got thrown out of the church?

To Mennonite

Ken :) ?
kenj (9738)
1488807 2022-10-13 00:14:00 I don't get it. Agent_24 (57)
1488808 2022-10-13 00:45:00 Two men a night! Say it fast :)

Amish and Mennonites have similar beliefs. The latter not quite so extreme.

Ken
kenj (9738)
1488809 2022-10-13 00:46:00 Afternoon laugh....

www.news.com.au

Ken ;)
kenj (9738)
1488810 2022-10-13 21:01:00 He was on Guard of Honour on Horseguards Parade, London, waiting for the King of Saudi Arabia,.
Right flank; Scots Guard (100 guardsmen) a gap, HM Queen, mounted in uniform, and CO, Colonel Gerald, a gap, then, left flank, the Queen’s Company Grenadier Guards (100 guardsmen).
All stood at ease waiting.
Colonel Gerald’s charger erupted with horse farts, full volume for two minutes.
“Sorry about that your Majesty!” Colonel Gerald says.
“That’s all-right Colonel Gerald,” replied the Queen, in a wonderful voice, “I thought it was your horse!”
200 guardsmen silently cried with laughter and tapped their rifle butts on the gravel.
Neil F (14248)
1488811 2022-10-13 22:18:00 Oldie but still brings tears of laughter to my eyes :):):)

Ken
kenj (9738)
1488812 2022-10-14 21:03:00 11421

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The next one reminds me of the time SWMBO and I were at a shopping centre in Sydney. There was a water clock fountain where the wind was blowing the water out onto the surrounding pavement. I was taking some photos of it and was informed that photos were not permitted by a security guy. I came back into the area an hour later and the same guy was putting out signs saying "Caution, wet area may be slippery." I asked him the reason for this. He said it was so no-one could sue the Mall for damages if they fell! I asked what did they do on rainy days and that must have upset him as he told me to F**k off.

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Ken
kenj (9738)
1488813 2022-10-15 05:35:00 Afternoon laugh....

www.news.com.au

Ken ;)
Uhuh. I could tell you guys something but I won't.
It's not so funny...

Lunacy in the world nowdays.
piroska (17583)
1488814 2022-10-15 06:32:00 Well I'd rather be a furry than live in gloriavale... Agent_24 (57)
1488815 2022-10-19 01:05:00 Who needs powerboards?


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Ken :banana:banana
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